WEEKLY MAN/WOMAN QUIZ
Why is it you can never tell if people who are EXTREMELY INTO this sort of thing are men or women? It could be a man, or those sideburns might just be fake lesbian comb-downs.
Taken from SEGA of America’s Flickr page, which we’re still having to trawl through ourselves every day.
filed in "NEWS", SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Jul.24, 2009
July 24th, 2009 on 3:58 pm
What happened to Anne?
Wasn’t she meant to be covering AEGA of America’s Flickr page?
C- for effort Anne… Must try harder, or try at all would be a start perhaps.
July 24th, 2009 on 4:17 pm
Keeping things topical and contemporary, I reckon next week’s Man/Woman competition should concern itself with Rockstar’s latest wallpaper for The Ballad of Gay Tony. Definitely some unusual shadowing around her jaw-line…
Actually, I’d be quite pleased if she turns out to be a transvestite/-sexual. Not because of some deep-rooted sexual fantasy or owt, but because it’d be a further poke in the eye to all the gob-shite bigot morons that typically infest Xbox LIVE.
July 24th, 2009 on 5:20 pm
Wouldn’t… unless he/she/it wears a picture of Richard Jacques on the back of his/her/its head and gets a tattoo that says “Ms Dixen”.
July 24th, 2009 on 5:51 pm
I’d say currently a woman with designs on being a man, currently in the hormone therapy stage. Was that an option in the quiz?
And yes, Anne has let the side down terribly after a promising start. Poor show Anne.
July 24th, 2009 on 6:28 pm
Clearly a man. Look at the huge trouser bulge on his right leg. And he’s smiling as only a man with a hard-on knows how. And the poor exhausted plush toys look quite buggered, their eyes still wide open from the shock of it all.
July 24th, 2009 on 7:00 pm
That’s not very nice. How would you like it if someone saw you online and made rude comments about you? Like, say, calling you a cunt after every time you posted a video you put your heart and soul into, for example.
July 24th, 2009 on 8:30 pm
Oy, I sent you guys an update from the Flickr account about the fine detail of ass sculpting that Sega includes in it’s toys. Never f-ing showed up on the site.
Since then it’s all been freaking screenshots of Phantasy Star or virtual console titles, nothing that would interest UK:R (i.e. sexy women, Outrun, Space Channel 5, random spirals, Cream the Rabbit, or sexy women doing Cream the Rabbit).
They just started their Comicon coverage, so any hints about what you want me to try to find out of that would be helpful. Do you really want pictures of the Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympics booth?
July 24th, 2009 on 8:41 pm
We want sexy women, Outrun, Space Channel 5, random spirals, Cream the Rabbit, or sexy women doing Cream the Rabbit please, Anne.
July 24th, 2009 on 8:53 pm
And there has been none of that. There are currently pictures of a topless man dressed as Virtua Fighter character and a man with a mustache, should I send those in? Or would they get ignored like the sexy lady toys update?
July 24th, 2009 on 9:42 pm
Would. Either way.
July 24th, 2009 on 11:43 pm
Does the topless man perhaps look enough like a woman to allow a quick one off the wrist? He sounds promising.
July 25th, 2009 on 3:14 am
And the man with the moustache….is it Haggar?
July 25th, 2009 on 4:05 am
No on both accounts. It is a nice mustache though.
July 25th, 2009 on 10:02 am
I vote for the nice moustache!
July 25th, 2009 on 3:28 pm
If it is a girl, and I really can’t decide on this one, then she would be the only girl in that entire picture. Though there are plenty of open-toed sandals to go around.
July 26th, 2009 on 10:09 pm
Seems its A+ for effort from Anne and F- for UK:R. Holding out on us with the sexy lady toys update. Come on, stop holding out on us guys. Anne did the leg work. You just need to copy/paste it now.
July 26th, 2009 on 10:25 pm
Thats Elton John
July 26th, 2009 on 11:52 pm
This one sums up EXACTLY what I think of whenever someone talks about “gamer culture”, whatever the context:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/segaamerica/3756846024/
In my mind, they all look like this.
July 27th, 2009 on 12:46 am
I also sent in another update of sexy and not sexy female cosplayers, and one kid in a Sonic outfit. Though you’re getting costume critique too since I’m a cosplayer.
July 27th, 2009 on 5:43 pm
“Though you’re getting costume critique too since I’m a cosplayer”.
No, not a “cosplayer”; I think the technical term is a twat.
July 27th, 2009 on 7:14 pm
Lol. Does that work for female cosplayers as well?
July 27th, 2009 on 8:07 pm
Equality demands an affirmative answer.
But since cosplayers are twats I’m not sure what to call people like myself who look at pictures of them. Any suggestions welcome.
July 27th, 2009 on 8:09 pm
Twat voyeurs?