WHEN GOOD THINGS CLASH WITH BAD THINGS
Ulala 2.0 – a zip for a mouth to allow her to more easily accomodate penises, plus a zip on her tummy to enable easier extraction of built up reserves of semen without the need for invasive stomach pumping procedures.
Shame about the eyes.
Found while idly browsing Flickr. Ulala also seems to be the name of a quite popular internet rabbit.
filed in "NEWS", OFF THE INTERNET on Jul.31, 2009
July 31st, 2009 on 11:13 am
Where does that microphone go?
July 31st, 2009 on 11:42 am
That’s superb. She’s a combined fuck toy and jizz-mopping device. All women should come with absorbent wool skin.
July 31st, 2009 on 1:12 pm
Apparently Sega have now resorted to stealing updates from UK:R for their facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/Sega#/Sega?v=wall&viewas=0
July 31st, 2009 on 1:18 pm
They neglected to mention the semen removal zip.
July 31st, 2009 on 2:02 pm
That thing looks like it eats childrens souls.
Rabbit Ulala on the other hand if just plain awesome.
July 31st, 2009 on 6:23 pm
Oh I wondered what that zip was for?
July 31st, 2009 on 8:24 pm
I thought the zip was for convenient abortion access.
No I didn’t, I just tried to think of something horrible to say to show how far I am prepared to go in the name of comedy.
Like Zorg did with this update.
July 31st, 2009 on 9:09 pm
Vagina dentata.
July 31st, 2009 on 10:35 pm
Would. Although the thought of it brought back my adolescent Miss Piggy wet dream anxieties.
July 31st, 2009 on 11:35 pm
The eyes are a bit ‘Britney Spears’…
August 1st, 2009 on 11:22 am
We should all rejoice that LittleBigPlanet was so good they had to shift copies for a tenner within months of release.
August 2nd, 2009 on 9:11 am
Someone’s nana put a lot of effort in on that thing. Well done you old bird. Stay active.