1. 
   P.P.A. said:
   July 17th, 2009 on 12:01 pm

   She plays Wii Sports with such exaggerated arm movements? How foolish, you merely need subtle gestures of your wrist to play well.
   Not that there would be much to actually play. Who is this woman anyway?

2. 
   smeghammer said:
   July 17th, 2009 on 12:23 pm

   So which one contains the most plastic?

3. 
   Bulk Slash said:
   July 17th, 2009 on 1:02 pm

   Either way it’s going to be her after the Wii remote goes up her arse. I suggest leaving the nunchuck attached and dangling like a tail.

4. 
   Lord Wanker of East Acton said:
   July 17th, 2009 on 1:15 pm

   Mommy is a slut.

5. 
   GigerPunk said:
   July 17th, 2009 on 1:22 pm

   Jesus, She’s been allowed to breed? How the hell did that happen?

6. 
   Sonics Left Testicle said:
   July 17th, 2009 on 1:30 pm

   Would!

7. 
   GonutsMcDie said:
   July 17th, 2009 on 2:26 pm

   I was trying to think of a suitable pun on a line from one of her songs.

   Then it occurred to me that the only songs of hers I know are Genie in a Bottle, and the one with the video featuring her wearing chaps and getting covered in dirt.

   I think that one was called ‘Filthy’. Either way, I would shove an entire Wii inside her and then batter her with a Wii controller while screaming “One-to-one motion mapping my arse!”

   So there you go.

8. 
   DownDownrightRightPunch said:
   July 17th, 2009 on 2:51 pm

   Would. Only with a wii remote though. You don’t know where she’s been.

9. 
   AT said:
   July 17th, 2009 on 3:53 pm

   Wii-sex….

   That is “what a girl wants”.

10. 
    StuntCunt said:
    July 17th, 2009 on 5:45 pm

    My guess it wasn´t the Wii but hubby either gave her slap for wearing too much make-up or said injury was a side-effect of some rough sex with drugs and stuff. Everyone knows that no-one turns their Wii on these days.

11. 
    soci-o-path said:
    July 17th, 2009 on 7:26 pm

    Wouldn’t. Not even after drugs and stuff.

12. 
    Michael said:
    July 17th, 2009 on 11:41 pm

    I guess this is the next phase of invisi-marketing. Paying stars to pretend they love your product so much that their passion results in a fake minor injury.

13. 
    Tails4Eva said:
    July 18th, 2009 on 5:38 pm

    Shit I just lost the game.

14. 
    Registered Wanker said:
    July 18th, 2009 on 10:05 pm

    We should test project natal on celebrities we don’t like to see if they enthusiastically expect too much out of what the game required them to do and they will jump out of windows onto hard sidewalks and they splat all over and stuff

15. 
    DrHamHock said:
    July 19th, 2009 on 11:52 pm

    Bitch looks like she’s wearing a death mask.
    Would (mit mask)

16. 
    professor dumb said:
    July 20th, 2009 on 2:34 am

    “Wii injury” is the new “walked into doorknob” for Gen-Y battered wives..

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