ALL ABOARD THE MOLESTATION WAGON
A gang of kids have been seen driving this around, luring in lonely old men. Once inside, the men are made to humiliate themselves playing with modern gaming peripherals.
“Hi, I’m French and during my vacation in Vichy I saw this” – David.
filed in GONZO FIELD REPORTS on Aug.26, 2009
August 26th, 2009 on 12:12 pm
To compete with PlayStation, Sega launches the MoleStation.
I just lol’ed myself to climax.
August 26th, 2009 on 1:16 pm
There’s gotta be a gag in there about Vichy France, collaboration and the playstation/Dreamcast war?
Anyone? I would but I just can’t be bothered.
August 26th, 2009 on 1:56 pm
Its the French influence. It makes you want to lounge around a bit.
August 26th, 2009 on 2:00 pm
@GigerPunk
I think the joke’s already been made –
“Hi, I’m French and during my vacation in Vichy I saw this.”
August 26th, 2009 on 5:21 pm
If you squint you can just about convince yourself it´s a fat, white French woman indulging in some Sega-themed cosplay. And therefore would depending on my sense of self-esteem at the time.
August 26th, 2009 on 7:58 pm
When the molestation wagon is rockin’
please come a knockin’
because I’m probably about to be anally raped with a Wii-remote.
August 27th, 2009 on 1:04 pm
Where the hell is today’s update? You better no be pretending to be a business man/responsible adult/grown up/man again.
August 27th, 2009 on 1:07 pm
Maybe the Molestation Wagon caught Zorg! :o
August 27th, 2009 on 1:25 pm
Well he certainly was in the vulnerable category.
August 27th, 2009 on 1:50 pm
Well, there’ve been updates on sexyexecs and idiot…sorry, extralast today so someone’s in there posting updates…Hope it’s not swill man or whatever his name was.
August 27th, 2009 on 3:01 pm
There was a power cut. A whole hour without electricity during the day. I used the time productively and took the bin out.
August 27th, 2009 on 8:35 pm
-Powercut.
-Ability to visit CEX off Oxford Street.
We almost have enough information to triangulate the location of UK:R HQ.
August 27th, 2009 on 9:26 pm
It would take me 11 hours of constant travelling to get to CEX Oxford Street nowadays, thank Christ.
August 27th, 2009 on 10:10 pm
I shall issue the men with all locations 11 hours away from CEX. THIS was the final piece of information that was required to crack the case. Search begins in Afghanistan at 14 hundred hours BST.
CEX hasn’t been worth 11 minutes of constant travelling for many years now. Not since they replaced the window display of Real Bout Fatal Fury with mobile phones.