**BREAKING NEWS**
That’s still SEGA’s office. Someone is sitting in there right now correcting facts on the internet on SEGA’s behalf.
Embarrassing not to have known that, but nice to have a direct message confirming our stupidity.
filed in "NEWS", GONZO FIELD REPORTS on Aug.07, 2009
August 7th, 2009 on 11:05 pm
Blimey. Someone had better retract their “they’ve never listened to their fans about anything ever” statement.
No clues as to why they removed their name from the building though?
August 7th, 2009 on 11:24 pm
It’s most likely shame over the last Sonic game.
August 8th, 2009 on 4:05 am
Fufu, Sega is being tsundere with UKR.
August 8th, 2009 on 9:42 am
They finally listened. Unfortunately it was just to say they are still using that building.
August 9th, 2009 on 3:05 pm
What are they using it for? I imagine they need somewhere to store all the unsold copies of Madworld, The Conduit, Golden Axe Beast Rider, Valkyria Chronicles, and anything else that isn’t Sonic or Football Manager related.
August 9th, 2009 on 3:17 pm
Forgot to mention the space needed for Universe At War: Earth Assault, The Club, Nights Journey of Dreams and Sega Rally. Also they might need that extra office space for the unsold copies of Bayonetta.
To help Sega in the future I’ve made this handy post they just need to read before making a game.
WILL PEOPLE BUY IT?
xxxx YES xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx NO xxxx
x SONIC GAME xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ANYTHING ELSE x
August 9th, 2009 on 3:18 pm
It didn’t work. The internet ruined it :(
August 9th, 2009 on 7:46 pm
Once again, Rex Everything, you’ve made me piss myself with your courageous displays of Sega-grade incompetence.
Are you on the board?
August 9th, 2009 on 9:07 pm
I wish Sega would talk directly to me :[ It would probably say ‘What’s up dude’
August 10th, 2009 on 8:36 am
@ AT
Indeed I am. I’ve stopped all the Yakuza games from coming out in the West. It was my idea to make a 1 player only Golden Axe game. I told Sonic Team Nights should be able to talk in the new game. I made sure there was no Sega Ages 2500 version of Daytona USA. I also removed House of the Dead 1 from the Wii House of the Dead Collection. Pretty much destroying the company from the inside. Any requests let me know.
August 10th, 2009 on 9:15 am
How about applying for some form of work placement at Sony?
August 10th, 2009 on 10:58 am
Rex, could you make sure Sega continue to release badly emulated Megadrive games on the iPhone?
Also, were you responsible for making Valkyria Chronicles a PS3 exclusive?
August 10th, 2009 on 11:54 am
@ Gigerpunk
Sony are doing just fine on there own. Even I couldn’t fuck up the PSP anymore than them.
@ Bulk Slash
Yes. I thought “How can I test the loyalty of Sega fans. I’ll put it on the least accessable platform with Yakuza.” No need for thanks. Its what I do. Just pay it forward.