EMERGENCY WEEKEND UPDATE – POOR SPACE CHANNEL 5 COSTUMERY
This photo set has reached CRITICAL MASS. We’ve had more emails about this than we’ve got baked bean tins in the recycling bin. None of the emails were overly complimentary.
Spotted by pretty much everyone on SEGA’s Toronto Fan Expo 2009 page. We’re going to have to launch an internal policy review regarding updates based on SEGA’s Flickr output. It’s putting out more content than we can handle.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Aug.30, 2009
August 30th, 2009 on 10:40 pm
Emergency weekend comment.
August 30th, 2009 on 11:35 pm
Wouldn’t. Wouldn’t. Wouldn’t.
Maybe if the one in the middle put a bag over her head I’d consider it.
August 31st, 2009 on 2:23 am
I see fear in his eyes.
He begs for instant extraction.
August 31st, 2009 on 2:46 am
Yeah, fear that one of those girls will spot his hard on and OH SHIT there’s a photographer over there capturing it on film! Good job he decided to wear the baggy jeans that day.
P.S. “Would” the ladies. Beggars, choosers etc…
August 31st, 2009 on 4:41 am
This looks like a behind-the-scenes photo from the set of a bad 90’s video-game-themed German porno.
Thankfully there aren’t shots of the guy “keeping the motor running” in between takes.
August 31st, 2009 on 6:51 am
White one isn’t bad, the blue one looks like she used sharpie on the vinyl and she needs to try to do something about the muffintop. Perhaps a flesh toned midriff cover.
August 31st, 2009 on 2:25 pm
I’m normally scared of breasts but when I look into those twin blue spirals I’m perfectly mesmerised.
I’d love to hook a controller up to them, and suggestively twizzle the left stick, maybe give it a little nibble. Then I’d do the same on the right stick, but this time applying a little whipped cream to the top. Then I’d triumphantly measure up and weigh with my hands the full splendour of the controller so that it rested perfectly in my palms, squeezing it so that my fingers encased it on all sides like an iron-maiden. Then I’d take a photo of the controller on my iphone and show it gloatingly to my friends in the pub. Then my controller would run away because it found out that I did that and it being just the icing on a very big and clumsily baked cake and all I’d have left would be a noticably grainy picture of a controller on my iphone with which to relieve myself on long winter nights.
August 31st, 2009 on 2:34 pm
Then I’d create an iphone app that let me caress the controller with the touch screen whilst complimenting the size of my penis and reassuring me that “That bit is normal! eveybody has that bit” and upon ‘finishing’ played the music from the Marks & Spencer’s adverts.
August 31st, 2009 on 4:43 pm
What the hell are you on about, weatherbox?
August 31st, 2009 on 5:35 pm
Pssssst! Yes, you, the girls wearing the cosplay outfits! You look FUCKING ridiculous.
September 1st, 2009 on 6:16 pm
Upon closer inspection, white dress gets a would. Blue dress is killing her by association.
September 2nd, 2009 on 12:10 am
DOWN DOWN DOWN
August 31st, 2010 on 12:49 am
I doubt anyone is even going to read this, because it’s like a year late… but, I found this webpage. I’m the girl on the right in the picture. I can’t comprehend why there was a massive amount of emails saying that my costume was “poor”, or that I’m horribly unattractive. I’ve won awards at Fan Expo for my costumes, and the guy from Sega in the picture said he loved it and that we looked great.
August 31st, 2010 on 7:28 am
Now hang on there a minute lady, marimo has given you a ‘would’. Anne Packrat said, and I quote – “White one isn’t bad”. And while it’s difficult to decipher what weatherbox was on about, Leroy gave you the thumbs up. So stop focusing on the negatives. You can’t have every guy in the room.