*EROTIC CONTENT WARNING* SONIC UNDERPANTS!!
Official Sonic The Hedgehog underpants! If no one else ever sees your pants, these are the pants for you.
Nice that they come in adult sizes. Good old ASOS has done its market research on these. Don’t follow their advice to “move mouse over image” though. You probably will anyway out of curiosity, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Submitted by “Joe” who advises zooming in to see the shame on Sonic’s face. And that’s all you want to see, IS IT JOE?
There doesn’t appear to be any Sonic-branded ladies underwear, but then we only got to page six before strangely and suddenly losing interest.
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August 11th, 2009 on 12:42 pm
Do the Sonic pants come with that bulge built-in or do you have to supply your own rolled up socks?
I’m looking forward to some posts from confused Americans wondering why we’re talking about trousers when there aren’t any in the pictures.
August 11th, 2009 on 12:59 pm
They’re a bit in yer face aren’t they?
I prefer my Judge Dredd pants, personally.
http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/2008/07/justice-department-lingerie/
August 11th, 2009 on 1:00 pm
I put in those two instances of the word “underpants” on purpose to save confusion if Kotaku does something with this, even though it made the headline break across two lines.
August 11th, 2009 on 1:01 pm
Giger, I think the likelihood of those pants getting anywhere near anyone’s face is extremely low.
August 11th, 2009 on 1:10 pm
If you find you need your interest ‘perked up’ try http://www.knickerpicker.com
August 11th, 2009 on 1:19 pm
boffins – surely when I pick them up off the floor and sniff the gusset to check if they’re clean/clean enough or need giving to the wife to wash counts?
August 11th, 2009 on 1:30 pm
I find it odd how much the grid is warped by his bum there… did he drop a load in his knickers beforehand?
August 11th, 2009 on 2:47 pm
I’m not the kind of man that would spend £7 on one pair of pants. That would be madness. At that price I’d have to show them off in order to get any value out of them.
So if you see any news reports of a man flashing Sonic pants at girls in the Merseyside area, you know I’ve bought a pair.
August 11th, 2009 on 2:55 pm
Are Merseyside girls £7 a pair then?
Hmmm…probably still not worth it I reckon.
August 11th, 2009 on 7:27 pm
There’s a Sonic right on his bollocks and up his arse crack. Where he belongs.
August 11th, 2009 on 8:24 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, we have knicker spam!
August 15th, 2009 on 10:53 pm
They are all elderly women over the age of 21.
August 15th, 2009 on 10:54 pm
Us UKR readers only like young women between age 13-20.
August 16th, 2009 on 9:12 am
Interesting evening on the super-strength lager, Mr Cunt?