FIG. 1A – TIME TO GET A NEW HOBBY
Any new hobby will do. Preferably one that involves being outside even if it’s raining and wearing sturdy shoes so your toes don’t get broken by the specialist equipment.
Video games ARE ALL OVER NOW.
Nintendo’s image of what it thinks you look like, just so you know it’s not pretending Wii is for adults. Stolen off Eurogamer.
August 11th, 2009 on 5:03 pm
This is the last straw. Nintendo, you are dead to me.
August 11th, 2009 on 5:14 pm
If that’s the horse rogering game with authentic horse anus that I’ve been after all this time then gaming has finally begun for me!
August 11th, 2009 on 7:27 pm
He’s mature for his age. Has a good start on his male pattern balding.
August 11th, 2009 on 7:29 pm
Wii Sybian.
The strange old man child is wearing a romper suit. No doubt with buttoned flap at the back for ease of access.
August 11th, 2009 on 7:42 pm
What a crappy old tv. I know the wii isn’t hd and is no better than a gamecube but that’s just taking the piss, that is. Does Figure 1B have a TV with a rotary tuning dial?
Also, male pattern baldness or Hellboy’s child? Look at those blank eyes and tell me different
August 11th, 2009 on 7:57 pm
Is that a potty? Connected to some kind of wireless controller?
Does that mean Nintendo are intending to make shit-powered games?
As opposed to… You know… Shit ones.
August 11th, 2009 on 9:13 pm
Maybe Wii games have become so bad he’s decided to sit on a ballon and wank off an invisible man with his left hand.
August 11th, 2009 on 9:15 pm
I think the word I was looking for was balloon.
August 11th, 2009 on 10:48 pm
Wii Shit.
Me unhappy.
August 12th, 2009 on 8:28 am
What do you mean TIME TO GET A NEW HOBBY? I’m perfectly content with my mind continuing it’s decent into
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wait what was I doing
Hey this is a blog. Cool blog there mate nice job on it
August 13th, 2009 on 12:42 pm
I want to know what other software this runs with. I think this has potential. Bulk Slash is on the right track.