“I MAKE SONIC MASKS TO HELP GET MONEY SO I CAN GO TO COLLEGE”
It’s better than prostitution.
“This was posted on a forum I occasionally visit – I thought you might be able to use it on a slow news day when Sony doesn’t embarrass itself or something. The picture with all the masks also includes a Knuckles mask that doesn’t appear to be on sale. I assume they sold out of those since Knuckles is rougher than the rest of them, the best of them and tougher than leather and the cool kids seem to dig that nowawdays” – Gene Groom.
Amy.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET on Aug.24, 2009
August 24th, 2009 on 12:02 pm
Fuck me, that’s terrifying. That Tails one is what Tails would look like if he became a drag queen and started going on a Clockwork Orange-style rampage of rape and wanton destruction.
Though the Amy one’s mouth does look a bit like an arse, which is a bonus because it’d be doubly wrong when you slip your cock through its nosehole.
August 24th, 2009 on 12:14 pm
I can’t believe there’s a market there that will get someone through college on these, but good luck to this entrepreneur (and their ‘Mom’). But why has the… uh, artist used images of Sonic and Shadow where they are clearly in the closing stages of a massive uveitis flare-up? What the hell ARE those eye things?
August 24th, 2009 on 12:56 pm
According to the eBay listing the masks are washable. This is very important, as you don’t want a mask that has turned solid from the accumulated ejaculate.
I particularly like the Amy mask as the lower half of the face looks like spread bum cheeks.
August 24th, 2009 on 1:10 pm
The Tails mask is $4.99 more expensive than the others – presumably because it comes with a real live, albeit probably quite ugly, woman.
August 24th, 2009 on 1:40 pm
It may take some time to save up the college fund but I see this as an advantage, given that the potential student seems to require some extra spelling tuition.
Though he/she is already moving in what passes for showbiz circles these days (video game characters) – so is probably aiming for that all important “media” degree.
In fact, forget the college – just save up for tit implants.
August 24th, 2009 on 2:36 pm
[Insert needlessly cynical and vulgar comment here]
August 24th, 2009 on 3:12 pm
They look like freaky sex masks for some fucked up swingers orgy. I have visions of an overweight 40 something Amy being double teamed by Shadow & Sonic with beer guts and reseeding hairlines. Eww
August 24th, 2009 on 3:42 pm
I wsh there was a Cream mask. Then I might be able to finally get my moneys worth from hookers.
August 24th, 2009 on 4:52 pm
Top savers top: Why not kill your hooker after having sex with them? That way you don’t have to pay a penny!
August 24th, 2009 on 5:00 pm
“yes even SHADOW =D =D =D”
Why is that emphasised like it’s a good thing? Shadow is a cunt, and anyone who thinks he’s cool is a cunt.
Summary: cunts.
August 24th, 2009 on 5:48 pm
Cute story.
August 25th, 2009 on 3:02 pm
I wondered why Sonic and Knuckles had big tears welling up in their eyes, then I saw Amy and Tails.