“IT’S-A-ME, THE LOVECHILD BORNE OF A PAINFUL SEX CRIME”
Mickey Mouse is rubbish. Mario is rubbish. You can see where the creator of this is coming from.
HIS INSPIRATION: Things that are shit.
“Dear UKR, I found this on the Internet. It’s rather strange and is in the sale section of the website so clearly no one’s buying it, which isn’t surprising. I’ve included one of the pictures and the blurb about the vinyl figure in case you’re too busy (lazy) to click on the link” – Charlie Tollemache.
We’re trying very, very hard to grow up and stop buying ironic merchandise, but this Kubrick Jack from Lost is extremely tempting. If it came with ‘Wet Kate’ there’d be one on its way right now.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET, TOYS on Aug.13, 2009
August 13th, 2009 on 12:14 pm
At first glance I thought it was some horrific Mario/Sonic hybrid – mostly because of the nose.
August 13th, 2009 on 12:17 pm
Is there a Ron Jeremy cartoon now?
£38.49 though? Is that not at the ‘You fucking what?’ end of the ppe* spectrum?
*potential-purchase-evaluation
August 13th, 2009 on 12:57 pm
The idea of pop art is high culture mixed with low. This is just low and low and it means NOTHING. Besides that, it looks like Mickey Mouse lost out somewhat in the gene inheritance stakes. If he grows up to resent Mario he’ll have to turn to cosmetic surgey, or maybe just gouge his eyes out in the mirror and raze his lips off with a cheese grater.
August 13th, 2009 on 1:27 pm
Strange how you forgot to say Sonic is rubbish, when he is the most rubbish and era-locked of the 3. Neither Mickey or Mario are ‘cool dudes with a kicking 90s attitude’ with environmental message.
August 13th, 2009 on 1:32 pm
’90s attitude and environmental message?
When did Captain Planet get involved?
August 13th, 2009 on 3:51 pm
Urgh…need something else to look at now so wash that image from my eyes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feXuC36Ez9k
That’ll do it.
August 13th, 2009 on 7:47 pm
mmmm…. wet kate….
August 14th, 2009 on 12:08 pm
Ah, painful sex crimes. So painful. So sexy.
August 14th, 2009 on 11:37 pm
A car crash of ideas resulting in some hideous monster that should be kept under the stairs like a ginger stepchild. What the hell would they cross Luigi with? The pixar lamp?? Some coked up exec came up with that idea.