“PLAY WITH SOME SEXY JAPANESE GAME GIRLS”
Well, OK then, but first someone’s going to have to send us an iPhone and make it so that it works and that this “app” appears on it. We may need a printout with some instructions on how to get it to load, too, along with something saying what you have to press.
It’s… a something for iPhone. Something about looking at pictures of women. Noticed here by a kindly gentleman contributor. And no, today is not going to see much more ‘effort’ than this.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES on Aug.21, 2009
August 21st, 2009 on 12:48 pm
It’s already better than last Friday’s update.
Don’t think we’ll ever forgive or forget.
August 21st, 2009 on 1:37 pm
“This application takes you into her World of Samurai Girls and 8bit Lolitas”
Sounds better than my world.
August 21st, 2009 on 1:43 pm
I’ve volunteered myself to pay the heavy price of 59p to test this app out.
Firstly, it takes a while to load. So if you’re desperate for a wank this may prove to be a problem. When it does load you have to press play on a small button and then select the only “track” available. A load of ’80s arcade noises then assault your ears and a slideshow of what can only be described as women wearing too many clothes is displayed.
The biggest complaint has to be that partway through the slideshow two Sony consoles are briefly visible in the background, which naturally had the same effect as looking at pictures of David Blunkett naked.
August 21st, 2009 on 2:20 pm
Girls press. Boys pull.
August 21st, 2009 on 9:39 pm
In the future we will all have our own Samurai Girls. This is the logical conclusion of the games industry.