PS3 SLIM’S SECRET FUNCTION
It also functions as a Dreamcast stand. This will remind extremely regular readers of an actual JOKE from a very, very long time ago. It’s good to see we haven’t lost our ‘touch’ when it comes to Photoshop.
“Here is a picture I found on Gumtree last night in the ‘casual relationships’ category. I can’t recall the advert but it was along the lines of ‘black submissive looking for white top'” – Mariano.
WHICH MEGA-BLOG DID THE PICTURE REALLY COME FROM?
Joystiq.
filed in "NEWS", ENEMIES, GONZO FIELD REPORTS on Aug.19, 2009
August 19th, 2009 on 10:44 am
Seamless.
Doesn’t look quite a flat as the original PS2 stand though so think I’ll stick with that, thanks. I’m not one for upgrading just for the sake of it.
August 19th, 2009 on 10:46 am
I don’t understand why “lighter” is one of Sony’s boasts. You put it on the floor and leave it there for five years, weight doesn’t really come into the equation. Especially if you order it online and don’t even have to worry about carrying it back from the shop.
August 19th, 2009 on 10:52 am
Boffins raises an excellent point.
August 19th, 2009 on 10:57 am
Well teh Cell, teh Bloo-Rayz, Little Big Planet, Killzone 2, MGS4 and MotorStorm have all failed to be selling points for the console so it looks like Sony have had to pull out the big guns: “hey everyone, it’s lighter! Will you buy one now?”
August 19th, 2009 on 11:00 am
Let’s have a sweepstake for when the ESD will finally belly up.
I’m going for June 2010.
And I doubt it will be as mourned as the Dreamcast was/is
August 19th, 2009 on 12:13 pm
Anyone been to Kotaku? 90% of their updates are to do with the slim, even an unboxing. Who the FUCK CARES?! It’s the same bloody machine in a different shell and this is worthy of dedicating the site to it’s shitty glory?
I don’t have an account there, hence me venting my spleen here, amongst people that I wouldn’t even go as far as to call acquaintances.
The reason Sony are mentioning lighter is because they are a bunch of carnival-esque conmen. Like in wrestling, they mention how much the cage weighs. It is just stuff to fill up the blank space where it says new features “None”.
August 19th, 2009 on 1:05 pm
This is making me very excited. Somebody photoshop in a ring of O on the PS3 and a Cat o’ nine tails for the Dreamcast and this could fuel my fappage for life.
August 19th, 2009 on 1:46 pm
Damn if I hadn’t already commented I would comment now with
“Wow! How did you get your hands on that Dreamcast?”
August 19th, 2009 on 1:59 pm
Its amazing how damn good the Dreamcast looks compared with that pile of shite.
August 19th, 2009 on 2:00 pm
And slimmer, too.
August 19th, 2009 on 2:05 pm
New addon for the Sega Dreamcast fails to excite Japanese gamers.
August 19th, 2009 on 2:19 pm
Police Constable London : Worse than that, it has even less features now! You can’t install a linux on the piece of shit anymore (not that it mattered in the first place as it was a bit less usefull than putting 4 off-road tires on it).
PS3 60 GB : PS2 compat., Linux, Memory Card ports
PS3 40 GB : Linux
PS3 Slim : Lighter! Even feature wise!
August 19th, 2009 on 8:07 pm
I’d like to apologise for saying “it’s” when clearly I meant “its”. I have already punished myself severely.
Not really sure why being able to install Linux was ever an issue, doesn’t seem like the kind of thing a PS3 owner would be bothered about. Most of them wouldn’t know what Linux is and those that do would choose not to as there is no point.
Can see where Sega went wrong now though, had they released the DC in a different and cheaper looking shell the Internet would have gone mad for it.
August 19th, 2009 on 8:30 pm
I think most of the madness is coming from existing PS3 owners excited about maybe having a few more people to play with now.
August 20th, 2009 on 4:30 pm
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August 21st, 2009 on 6:54 pm
Haha i love that stand. I prefer the Tom Cruise height enhancement gag though.
Back in the day….. when UKR wasn’t quite crushed under the weight of life.
August 21st, 2009 on 7:05 pm
http://kotaku.com/5341346/slim-ive-seen-slimmer#c14887365
Tch. I say this calls for war!
Can we? Huh? Huh?
G’wan, y’know you want to, change your name from M Zorg back to Cmdr Zorg and lead us into flame war against the filthy kotaku heathens! We can take ’em!
They won’t know what hit ’em!
CHAAAAAAAAARRRR…well, you lot coming or what?
August 21st, 2009 on 8:00 pm
I’m too busy preparing propaganda pamphlets about PlayStation4.
July 3rd, 2010 on 9:22 pm
That is understandable that cash makes us autonomous. But how to act when somebody has no cash? The only one way is to try to get the loans or sba loan.