SEGA EUROPE IN 3872 x 2592 “SWIRL ACTION”
Whoever’s in charge of the SEGA Europe Flickr page has a Pentax K10D, a camera rated as “Highly Recommended (just)” by everyone’s favourite erroneously-named camera site DPReview.
It’s capable of this:
“Sega Europe needs to take note of the Flickr action coming from their yank cousins. There’s rarely even the hint of a woman in sight never mind a bit of cleavage or a suspect camel toe. God, I’d even take some saucy pictures of Maggie Thatcher in a Dreamcast spiral bikini over Sega Europe’s mind numbing photo ‘blog’. Though reconsidering that, it’d make for a GREAT update” – Jonny.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET on Aug.06, 2009
August 6th, 2009 on 5:04 pm
I imagine that Jonny deeply regrets becoming UKR’s Sega Europe Flickr bloke now. Anne gets the occasional bit of gold (well, tin) from the US site, but poor old Jonny only gets this shite. He’s clearly getting depressed too. Should we start a UKR suicide watch, remove his shoe laces etc?
August 6th, 2009 on 8:49 pm
Is my cleavage post from Sega of America’s Flickr coming up soon? And maybe you could have Jonny seek out sexy ladies in Sega cosplay from Flickr and cosplay.com? That might cheer him up.
August 6th, 2009 on 9:01 pm
tits or gtfo!
August 6th, 2009 on 9:31 pm
What time is it on this clock by the way? Like many people, I lost the ability to read analogue clocks when I was given a Casio digital calculator watch in the 80’s. And shortly afterwards I started playing computer games and wanking a lot so time became irrelevant.
August 6th, 2009 on 9:36 pm
@Anne:
Is it “your ‘cleavage post'” or “‘your cleavage’ post”? Very different things. Given your interest in cosplay/twattery I wasn’t sure.
August 6th, 2009 on 9:37 pm
I’m glad I’m not the only one who was rendered unable to use an analogue clock by Casio. After intense scrutiny of the clock face I gave up after realising it has 4 hands… presumably these are to measure hours, minutes, seconds and the time until the Dreamcast walks among us again.
August 6th, 2009 on 10:58 pm
@Stuntcunt – I’m not a particularly attractive woman, hence why I cosplay larger men often instead.
No, it’s a post of screenshots from the new Daisy Fuentes Wii game. She wears quite lowcut tops in them.
August 6th, 2009 on 11:11 pm
Another colossal bucket of shit from the boys. In a world with economic crisis, ecological instability, war and disease we can all count on UKR pumping out a steady stream of drivel.
Good on yer.
August 7th, 2009 on 1:17 pm
For the analogue time illiterates the clock says 7.02 and 44 seconds. And the lazy cunt has set the alarm for half 11…
Hang on that may be my clock.
August 7th, 2009 on 2:20 pm
Maybe he’s working nights?
August 9th, 2009 on 7:51 pm
Probably so he can wake up in time to have a wank to Kate Silverton on the lunchtime news.