THE BAYONETTA WOMAN’S BOTTOM
The in-game character’s bottom. The bottoms of in-game characters aren’t rude, seeing as they’re pretend, so it’s OK to imagine yourself emotionlessly pounding away at it until she says can you stop now as it’s starting to hurt.
Sent in by SEGA EUROPE Flickr account monitor “Anne” who was doing a bit of moonlighting for extra cash over on the SEGA AMERICA Flickr page.
We prefer the deep-throating monster that can suck its own cock. Anne didn’t spot this one.
Here’s the bottom again to leave you on a high note.
filed in ACTUAL GAMES, GONZO FIELD REPORTS, OFF THE INTERNET on Aug.27, 2009
August 27th, 2009 on 3:00 pm
The auto-fellating monster picture looks like a Dreamcast screenshot. That’s good. A lost image from the Space Harrier update we never got (and didn’t want).
August 27th, 2009 on 3:10 pm
Tch, doesn’t look a patch on Elidon on the c64. Bayonettas bum somehow looks blockier for a start.
August 27th, 2009 on 5:23 pm
Does she shoot bullets out her ass? I hope so.
August 27th, 2009 on 5:43 pm
Are the graphics supposed to look like they’re from a cut scene in an early to mid 90’s PC game? I hope not.
Also, since she’s not real, you can imagine yourself continue to emotionlessly and remorselessly pound away EVEN IF she says it hurts. I mean, that’s what you really meant to type, right Zorg? Right?
Also, I do want a Space Harrier update. Make it happen Sumo (because Sega doesn’t fucking listen to us).
August 27th, 2009 on 6:42 pm
Given the way her costume splits down the back I assume there is a zipper there for easy anal access. Did anyone test that out with the cosplay model who’s been at the various trade shows?
August 27th, 2009 on 8:20 pm
The developers definitely realised we were the target audience because they’ve added in an ‘automatic’ mode for ‘one-handed’ play.
Priceless.
August 28th, 2009 on 3:12 am
Wait, I’m covering Sega of Europe’s Flickr account too?
August 28th, 2009 on 8:57 am
It’s all so far fetched. No one could run in those shoes.
August 28th, 2009 on 9:34 am
I don’t remember. Probably not, actually. I’ve got mixed up again.
August 28th, 2009 on 10:03 am
If I remember correctly, the Sega of Europe Flickr monitor was someone called ‘Jonny’.
August 28th, 2009 on 3:55 pm
If it helps I sent in another update yesterday for you all to ignore.
August 30th, 2009 on 2:56 am
Was this lost update about those mesmerizing wonky-faced/bodied Space Channel 5 cosplay-women ?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/segaamerica/3866790992/sizes/o/
August 30th, 2009 on 10:30 am
She’s made a right mess of that swastika tattoo.
August 31st, 2009 on 6:53 am
@Voltron. Nope it wasn’t. Been on vacation with the husband, so I’ve been neglecting it a bit. No the update was about many things, but the latest was about the country Sega is forming in Dubai.