LET’S HAVE A POO, WITH AMY ROSE
Kotaku is encroaching on our turf, bothering to take photos of the toilet signs in a Japanese arcade. Brian didn’t take any pictures from within the toilets, though. He is not that far gone yet. Photos found (ie, seen on Kotaku) by “Eggobots”.
That’s Sonic. We don’t want to think about Sonic having a wee, and certainly wouldn’t want to be in the cubicle next to him when he does a poo. At least he’d be done quickly, so we could relax.
That’s Amy. We would like to think about Amy having a wee. Not sure if we’d like to think about Amy having a poo, though. We’ll try thinking about Amy having a poo later and see how it goes.
AMY ROSE POO FAN FICTION PRELIMINARY NOTES
Suppose it depends what she’s been eating. Maybe if you factor in a nice, healthy meal beforehand as part of the story arc, then she can do nice little vegetarian poos like a rabbit. And if they were round, they’d collect in your belly button and wouldn’t make a mess on the sheets.
filed in GONZO FIELD REPORTS, OFF THE INTERNET on Sep.29, 2009
September 29th, 2009 on 12:56 pm
No, no, no. Too far.
September 29th, 2009 on 1:37 pm
Glad someone else said it.
Thought we were veering towards 1 Amy 1 cup territory
September 29th, 2009 on 2:06 pm
And so, the mask slips a little further…
September 29th, 2009 on 4:12 pm
I agree, this really oversteps the mark, it’s quite distasteful to see stuff quoted from Kotaku.
September 29th, 2009 on 5:29 pm
I could get quite aroused by the thought of a giant Amy shitting a whole farmyard on the collective readership of Kotaku.
September 29th, 2009 on 10:52 pm
According to Wikipedia: “the female hedgehog has the ability to curl her tail upward to the point that her vulva protrudes behind the rest of her body”. Does this mean that the girls toilet features urinals which ladies piss into standing up facing backwards? Sounds great to me.
September 29th, 2009 on 11:09 pm
What’s with the little sign to the right of Amy – ‘camera is working’? Enjoying your poo? I’m enjoying watching you…
Or is this Sega’s booth at the Tokyo Game Show? Have I missed the press release announcing Sonic the Hedgehog Toilet? And why have they resorted to ripping off Pokemon by releasing ‘Sonic the Hedgehog Toilet: Men’ and ‘Sonic the Hedgehog Toilet: Women’? Stay strong Sega. Stay true.
September 29th, 2009 on 11:13 pm
Amy seems pretty pleased by what’s just been poked through the cubicle glory hole in the bottom right. Looks like she’s already hard at work with her right hand, too.
September 29th, 2009 on 11:20 pm
Zorg, what would Princess Rinko think ?!
September 29th, 2009 on 11:41 pm
LULZ @ SG-1000.
September 30th, 2009 on 12:11 am
I’M GOING TO DO A POO AT AMY’S
September 30th, 2009 on 12:51 am
Also I’d happily let Big The Cat squat over my face and void himself. I imagine it’d be like having a family size squeezy bottle of HP Sauce emptied into my mouth, only significantly more tangy.
September 30th, 2009 on 11:24 am
“That’s Amy. We would like to think about Amy having a wee.”
You can’t pee through a boner though. Goes everywhere.
September 30th, 2009 on 12:07 pm
Tried it for a minute or so before drifting off to sleep last night. Didn’t work, so went back to Cream weeing herself in excitement and fear over what I’m about to do to her.
October 3rd, 2009 on 6:31 pm
I sure hope Sonic doesn’t do a spin dash when he’s doing a number two.