PS3 RIDICULED ON WATCHDOG
Here’s consumer rights MILF Anne Robinson having a right old go at PS3. The report is utter nonsense, but we’re obliged to agree with it seeing as it’s Sony getting called shit on national television.
WARNING: Contains Iain Lee at the 4:30 point.
Feels like we’re fighting dirty by using this horrific weapon.
filed in "NEWS", ENEMIES, RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Sep.18, 2009
September 18th, 2009 on 10:36 am
“Hmm. Gas.”
September 18th, 2009 on 12:17 pm
I don’t think you understand the meaning of the term MILF.
September 18th, 2009 on 12:19 pm
is this some twisted inside joke
September 18th, 2009 on 12:22 pm
I wouldn’t object to Anne winking at me with her brown eye.
September 18th, 2009 on 12:40 pm
Playstation Repair Action Team?
September 18th, 2009 on 12:42 pm
Yeah. It stands for PRAT. Which is, incidentally, what Iain Lee is.
September 18th, 2009 on 12:53 pm
“Spark it up….Talk me through the process”
“Turn it on…”
I don’t have a PS3, not intending to get one…but a 1 year warranty is standard with charges outside to repair it…it’s a piece of electronics.
“Free this evening?”
“Yes I am Anne, I’m going to hold you down and make you cry”
September 18th, 2009 on 1:15 pm
Anita always stands like a teapot.
She’s no Konnie Huq.
September 18th, 2009 on 1:20 pm
How can you be a graduate but still say “photos are such important to me” ?!”
September 18th, 2009 on 2:10 pm
I hadn’t watched the clip when I posted before. This is why I don’t turn the TV on any more. Mainstream programming is aimed squarely at retarded housewives.
Makes me hate the human race more than usual.
September 18th, 2009 on 2:22 pm
My favorite bit is when she asks those 3 guys “How do you know when its gone wrong?”
The answer is when your holding your ps3 console infront of the nation like its your reason for living.
September 18th, 2009 on 2:40 pm
My favourite bit, or rather the bit that made me cringe the most was when she was coming on to each of the guys in turn like some randy old granny, just stopping short of rubbing her crotch up and down the furniture – tried the first guy, then the second and then pretty much admitted she wasn’t so desperate as to pursue the third…which was suprising, considering the way she’d carried on with the first two…
And honestly Zorg, ‘MILF’? It’d be like banging Skeletor.
September 18th, 2009 on 4:02 pm
errrrrrrrrrrrr
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8263063.stm
Sony rebuts BBC PlayStation claim
Playstation 3 (AP)
Sony has sold 2.5 million Playstation 3 consoles in the UK
Sony has rebutted claims made by the BBC programme Watchdog that its PlayStation 3 (PS3) consoles suffer from a manufacturing fault.
FUCK YOU SONY
September 18th, 2009 on 5:05 pm
Another rebuttal article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/sony/6206575/BBC-Watchdog-criticised-over-PS3-story.html
Sony not releasing the failure rate for the 60gb model because it is “commercially sensitive”. I can’t imagine them wanting to keep a 0% failure rate a secret.
Nothing can compare to the 99% failure rate of the 360 though. It’s like cancer, if it doesn’t happen to you it happens to someone you love. And it’s 10 times more frustrating.
September 18th, 2009 on 9:31 pm
Wow, having missed Anne Robinson for many years, it’s quite a shock to see her scalpel ravaged face. I hope they cut-off and rearranged the messy kebab between her legs while they were at it. Otherwise, at her age, she probably could have got a PS3 FAT up there.
Feel better now.
September 19th, 2009 on 1:05 am
Anne Robinson is just plain wrong. Her clenched jaw is worse than Alan Rickman’s in the Harry Potters. She looks like those android women the Japanese keep popping out nowadays. At the very least she could stick her glasses back on.
I have to say, in spite of my anti-Sony stance, I felt a bit sorry for the buggers – noone deserves the Watchdog treatment, not even my worst enemies.
Bring Points of View back with Terry Wogan. He’ll fix the yellow lights with his bare hands. He’s like Chuck Norris for Brits.
September 19th, 2009 on 1:49 am
Looks like Watchdog has had a makeover – and so has Anne. Again. I reckon her reputation as ‘the woman who disapproves of and scornfully mocks things and people’ and the endless scowling that goes with it must have really brought on the crow’s feet.
I’m a little alarmed at UKR’s appointment of MILF status for her too. I demand a recount.
September 19th, 2009 on 10:34 am
I did look pretty good though didn’t I?
Anne rang me later and asked if I was up for it in a threesome with her and Alice Beer. I said I had to work on my ten year plan and politely declined.
September 21st, 2009 on 4:26 pm
Sales are starting their downwards trend, as per usual: http://i36.tinypic.com/166k93c.png