SONIC TO BLAME FOR CURRENT RETAIL COLLAPSE
Blue mascot now A CANCER on the high street.
“You might remember me as the ‘other’ poster from Phorenzik’s blog Stupid Fucking Customers. I’m still alive and I thought I’d send you these images from my local video shop as it has an interesting picture of Sonic on the shop sign. I’ve always thought about sending them in but I’ve never had the bottle to do it, but now the shop has shut down so I thought I would.”
“Sorry about the poor image, I was scared because some kids and the security guard at the Morrisons store next to it was watching me, so I had to rush” – Mark.
filed in GONZO FIELD REPORTS, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Sep.08, 2009
September 8th, 2009 on 12:55 pm
Marty! We’re stuck in the early 90s! We have to get back to the future!
September 8th, 2009 on 3:36 pm
Stupid Fucking Customers was brilliant. Where will Sandals Man shop for his games now?
September 8th, 2009 on 5:34 pm
Despite being so off-his-tits not to notice that his nose is covered in coke Sonic still has it in him to point his loyal fans *away* from the shop and down the road. Good lad.
September 8th, 2009 on 8:59 pm
IMPACT. Oh yeah, that will get the cool kids in.
I want a shop and I’m going to call it SPAMP Luxury videowares and have a painting of Zool next to it.