Wii YOGA GAME PROMISES “100% EXPERIENCE”
Anja Rubik will yoga you until completion.
She is available for outcalls to your home from November of 2009, for an RRP yet to be confirmed. If it’s less than £40, that’s a very good price for getting 100%-ed by an international model.
Anja is an international model who just so happens to be into yoga. The game’s web site has some low-resolution photos of her in more challenging poses.
We would like to see her demonstrate the “Razzle pile up” with several of her friends.
We are allowed to say all this because it’s for a game.
filed in WORK-RELATED LECHERY on Sep.23, 2009
September 23rd, 2009 on 12:13 pm
But in picture two, someone has thrown a couple of handfuls of walnuts down the neck of her outfit. Either that or
WOULDN’T if picture 2 was all that there was
September 23rd, 2009 on 12:15 pm
Also I just checked the WORK-RELATED LECHERY link and there’s only two recent articles in it. Now there’s just no way at all that that can be right, right?
September 23rd, 2009 on 12:19 pm
Looks like a schoolboy. Not saying whether I would.
September 23rd, 2009 on 12:43 pm
would
intellectual type are my weakness
“relax body and mind – it’s so easy”
Anja Rubish
September 23rd, 2009 on 1:21 pm
I’m all for athletic women… but picture #2 really does make her look like she has udders.
I’m also not comfortable with a women who promises – “Relax, body and mind -“, and then shouts, “it’s so easy!” I’d be scared of sleeping next to her, fearful she was waiting for me to doze off so she could shout in my ear and give me a heart attack.
So that’s a wouldn’t then. But I also wouldn’t mind seeing her naked (if only out of curiosity.)
Anja’s final verdict: A wouldn’t would.
September 23rd, 2009 on 1:34 pm
*insert obvious Rubik’s Cube(s) joke here*
September 23rd, 2009 on 1:38 pm
Is the “diving for pearls”, “Ramming the dam”, “Riding the chocolate highway”, “taking the skin boat to tuna town” and “The Stinky Hitler” also included? Otherwise its clearly not worth the investmest!
September 23rd, 2009 on 1:51 pm
“Relax body and mind, except the wrists and the muscle that controls jizzing. You’ll be using that one a lot”
Anja Rubik, top model and realist.
September 23rd, 2009 on 2:57 pm
Yoga for people too stupid to use youtube.
September 23rd, 2009 on 4:00 pm
floppylobster – I vote for your ‘wouldn’t would’ option to be implemented as a valid third option from now on.
We’ve been constrained by just would/wouldn’t for too long now – I, like you, wouldn’t (but wouldn’t object to a look, just for curiositys sake.)
September 23rd, 2009 on 4:08 pm
The judge said that using GHB to relax woman’ body and mind doesn’t count.
September 23rd, 2009 on 6:32 pm
Would, even though she seems incapable of closing her mouth properly. Catching flies in all 4 pictures.
September 24th, 2009 on 8:21 am
A Razzle pile up. Haven’t seen one of those since I 15. You don’t find that type of quality high end gentlemans magazine in the park bushes anymore.
September 24th, 2009 on 9:14 am
High-end? Well the one at the top’s end would be quite high I suppose, but they get less ‘altitudinous’ the further down the stack you go…
Have you checked dual-carriageway laybys though? That’s where they always used to turn up down this way, back in the day. In these days of portable dvd players/cheap laptops, fast/mobile internet connections, do lorry drivers still buy and discard paper-based porn?
September 24th, 2009 on 12:14 pm
They only discard the bodies of the dead sex workers they use. I imagine they have a treasure trove of softcore mags back at there flat.
September 24th, 2009 on 2:39 pm
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September 24th, 2009 on 2:50 pm
Thanks for validating me GigerPunk. I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a would wouldn’t, but I’ve seen plenty of wouldn’t woulds.
September 24th, 2009 on 3:26 pm
Cut the hair shorter and put glasses on her and she’s another nerdy bloke with no arm muscles