IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE AROUSED WHILE THINKING ABOUT SICK CHILDREN?
Like Christina Aguilera in ‘Genie in a Bottle’, our body is saying LET’S GO, but our heart is saying NO – IT’S FOR SICK CHILDREN. YOU CAN’T GET AN ERECTION OVER LIZ MCLARNON’S SHOES BECAUSE IT’S A CHARITY GAMING EVENT FOR SICK CHILDREN.
Sent in by “Lewie”. Lewie said there would be “something comically tragic about playing Zuma’s Revenge with Sooty and Sweep” but we haven’t played Zuma’s Revenge so don’t know if that’s a good thing to say or not.
Left half of brain can concentrate on Liz’s lovely shoes [SCROLL DOWN!], while the right half of the brain can think about sick children and how lucky we all are not to be in hospital under heavy sedation looking at drawings of Disney characters on the ceiling while waiting for a compatible liver to become available.
She just met him in a pub, and now they’re sharing a taxi home a mere 45 minutes later? The dirty cow.
Nice shoes. Specialist shoes. She would be more than welcome to inflict some serious damage to our scrotums with those heels.
Here’s the press release including the list of, er, motorway service stations where Liz will be appearing.
LIZ MCCLARNON LAUNCHES ‘POPCAP CELEBRITY PLAY-OFFS’ IN AID OF BBC CHILDREN IN NEED 2009
Singer and former Atomic Kitten turned celebrity chef Liz McClarnon was at Tower Bridge, London yesterday to cuddle up with Pudsey Bear for the launch of the PopCap Celebrity Play-offs in association with Welcome Break – a national fundraising tour in aid of BBC Children in Need 2009.
Liz and Pudsey climbed aboard an iconic London cab to get the UK tour on the road. The PopCap Celebrity Play-offs tour will get the nation gaming with a fun-packed party bus, which will roll into Welcome Break locations nationally. On board, Pudsey will be joined by celebrities who will challenge members of the great British public to beat their score on the latest hit game from PopCap.com, Zuma’s Revenge! – while also raising valuable funds for BBC Children in Need 2009.
Hopping aboard from Sunday 25 October to Sunday 1 November to try their luck in the PopCap Celebrity Playoffs will be TMI TV presenters Sam and Mark, Casualty star James Redmond and national TV treasures Sooty & Sweep – with lots of surprise stars along the way. The tour will stop off at Welcome Break locations in Cardiff, Bristol, Birmingham, Keele, Leicester, Sheffield and Huddersfield.
All money raised will go towards achieving Welcome Break’s overall fundraising target for BBC Children in Need in advance of the live Appeal show which takes place on 20 November 2009. These crucial pennies raised to BBC Children in Need will improve the lives of disadvantaged children and young people across the UK. Remember the games are not just for kids. Everyone is welcome to come along and meet top sporting heroes and stars of stage and screen as they play Zuma’s Revenge! – the newest game in the PopCap.com’s portfolio. In fact, the majority of people playing at PopCap.com are over 30 and female and say the games help reduce stress and help to aid mental cognition. So Mum and Gran could really give the celebrities a run for their money!
In Zuma’s Revenge! the player takes the role of a fearless ball-shooting frog, exploring ancient temples and ruins. By firing coloured spheres into an advancing chain of balls to make matches of three or more, the frog blasts his way through a series of arcade challenges.
To get practising to beat the celebrity at your local event, visit www.popcap.com where you can play a free trial of Zuma’s Revenge! and check out lots of other free games. For more information on the events and the campaign, please email popcap@focuspr.co.uk or call 020 7845 6600.
Notes to editors
The tour will be taking place in the following locations on the following dates:
Cardiff Gate Welcome Break, M4 Motorway – Sunday 25 October
Gordano Welcome Break, Bristol Welcome Break, M5 Motorway – Saturday 26 October
Hopwood Park Welcome Break, Birmingham, M42 Motorway – Tuesday 28 October
Keele Welcome Break, M6 Motorway – Wednesday 29 October
Woodall Welcome Break, Sheffield, M1 Motorway – Friday 30 October
Hartshead Moor Welcome Break, Yorkshire, M62 Motorway – Saturday 31 October
Leicester Forrest East Welcome Break, M1 Motorway – Sunday 1 November
filed in PROMOTIONAL IMAGES on Oct.23, 2009
October 23rd, 2009 on 11:54 am
Blimey, is this a UK version of Bangbus?
That’s fucked up.
October 23rd, 2009 on 12:21 pm
Bloody bears… coming over here taking our jobs away from hard working taxi drivers. Shagging our awesomely-booted scouse songstresses… NOT IN MY NAME!
October 23rd, 2009 on 12:29 pm
Bloody hell, I knew I shouldn’t have stayed up for question time last night… not sure what’s come over me.
October 23rd, 2009 on 1:24 pm
Is that Pudsey? He’s looking weird these days.
As for this woman, never heard of her before and will promptly forget about her forever.
October 23rd, 2009 on 2:03 pm
I think Pudsey’s had one of those gay lifestyle makeovers. That eye patch is totally sweet, darling.
October 24th, 2009 on 1:02 am
Is it possible to be aroused while NOT thinking about sick children?
October 24th, 2009 on 4:58 am
Looks like she just zipped his fly up in time for that last photo. He’s still in a daze.
October 24th, 2009 on 11:37 pm
I got my willy out for that last pic.
October 25th, 2009 on 12:57 am
Pudsy’s looking pretty slender these days. When are they gonna fix his eye? He should think about private treatment with how the NHS have failed him. Maybe Terry Wogan can lend him a bit from his massive charity-funded pay packet for the fees?
October 27th, 2009 on 5:41 am
the last picture seems a bit odd, like some sort of photoshop disaster. seems unnecessary tho, as the first 3 prove these two were actually in the same place at the same time.
October 30th, 2009 on 10:40 pm
She’s looking better these days than she did in her ‘prime’.