PUBLIC HANGING IN BLACKPOOL
29-year-old Michael Higgins staged a fake public hanging of his favourite old video game toys over the weekend, in a ritual designed to stop himself being such a loser and to “move on”.
Michael hopes the move might also lead to him being able to get a girlfriend. He just needs to get a new duvet cover now.
“Thought I’d send you this pic for when you don’t have anything more interesting to post. It’s of a stall in Blackpool opposite the Ghost Train. The picture is of Tails, Yoshi, Sonic and Mario giant cuddly toys, which I assume are some prize for hooking a duck, or some other game of skill and cunning. If you look carefully you can see the huge spider webs on Tails and Yoshi perhaps indicating the amount of time they’ve been hanging there. I’ve uploaded the unaltered, full resolution image onto allyoucanupload incase your crappy hotmail account falls over and dies from the massive 2.5Mb file” – Phil.
filed in GONZO FIELD REPORTS, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Oct.19, 2009
October 19th, 2009 on 1:28 pm
I still have an original Transformers duvet cover. I also have the concomitant emotional and social disabilities.
October 19th, 2009 on 2:43 pm
I think the important discovery here is that it appears Mario is a slap-head baldy. Perhaps Miyamoto’s next opus will involve the aging Mario moving into a care home. With mini-games involving trying to find Songs of Praise on the TV, buzzing for the nurse while having a stroke, hiding your money and jewellery so the nurses don’t steal it and changing Mario’s colostomy bag.
October 19th, 2009 on 3:02 pm
I still think the photo of the sonic pants I tweeted are better, even if I was to lazy to make up a story about them.
I’m currently wearing the Bananaman ones from the same range instead, as they had those in fat git size. Presumably all the other fat gits (stuffed from all the overeating out of a sense of loss and sadness at the relatively small number of new Dreamcast titles this year) made a bee line for the Sonic ones.
Frankly the label placement on these Bananaman ones leaves a lot to be desired and is causing unpleasant itchy sensation.
Oh and my static non powered hand dryer for EL was better than the last one you did. Don’t worry I still love you, it’s not like I’ve got anything better to do anyway.