“THE COSPLAY FEVER LAUNCH WAS A GREAT SUCCESS”
Some men have decided to create a Weirdo Directory, full of photographs of people for whom trousers and jumpers simply won’t do unless they are SHINY SPACE TROUSERS THAT DON’T FIT and jumpers with BITS MISSING because they’ve just had a LEVEL 200 FIGHT.
That’s Rob, Kez and Peter. Not sure which one is Rob and which one is Peter, but Kez is the one using the pretend name so people like us can’t find her on the internet to ask for MORE PICTURES OF YOUR SHOES.
From the book. The book has web sites. Good luck, book. Good luck, girl. Just remember, it may seem cool to lose your virginity to a 45-year-old man dressed like a wolf in a London Travelodge, but in 20 years time you’ll wish it was a bit more of a special moment.
filed in "NEWS" on Oct.27, 2009
October 27th, 2009 on 1:15 pm
That’s how I lost my virginity. Aged 45, dressed as a wolf in a London Travelodge.
*Badoom-tsss*
I could get on Mock of The Week with material of that strength.
(I’m not 45)
October 27th, 2009 on 3:54 pm
I’m sure I heard Frankie Boyle was leaving soon, maybe if you just memorise sickipedia.org you could take his place?
October 27th, 2009 on 9:32 pm
Little Red Riding Hood has very cleverly dressed up as a schoolgirl so she can get the Big Bad Wolf put on the sex offenders register.
October 27th, 2009 on 11:56 pm
Rob’s (or Peter’s) sideburns are understandbly trying to make a break for it.
October 28th, 2009 on 11:48 pm
That’s double woulds ladies.
October 30th, 2009 on 10:35 pm
If Frankie Boyle leaves Mock the Week, it’ll be a sad day for getting to say what you feel whilst at work. I damn well wish I could.