THERE WAS A PHOTOGRAPHER IN ATTENDANCE
Didn’t get any blurry mobile phone photos from any of you lot. Thanks. We know where we stand now.
Thankfully, a proper man was there with a proper camera.
He was able to go quite close to her, so must’ve looked safe and trustworthy.
He even took several photographs where she clearly consented to being photographed.
Her outfit is, to be frank, a disappointment. There’s a knee, but it’s well covered. That’s of no use.
As are the faces of the civilians.
Would, until her teeth fell out.
We were all that comfortable in the presence of women once.
The publicity man said there were more photographs, but we’re a bit embarrassed about asking for them. He’s bound to guess the ulterior motive.
filed in PROMOTIONAL IMAGES on Oct.09, 2009
October 9th, 2009 on 2:30 pm
Would. Who is she again?
October 9th, 2009 on 4:18 pm
Nothing useful there…well maybe at a stretch the first 2 pictures could have her holding something else.
October 9th, 2009 on 4:21 pm
I have no idea who she is either. I only turn the TV on at special occasions like Peep Show. So that’s 3 hours once a year.
My phone doesn’t even have the ability to take photos and I’m happy about that because it’s a fucking phone and not a camera. Next they’ll be putting screens on personal stereos.
October 9th, 2009 on 7:13 pm
Would. At least, would try to, but she is wearing a cross indicating possibly either:
a) Doesn’t believe in sex before marriage, but believes in Jews coming back from the dead.
b) Has the protection of the church behind her. And you don’t mess with the cloth.
October 9th, 2009 on 10:42 pm
She is wearing a crucifix because she is an idiot.
October 9th, 2009 on 11:25 pm
Would and would. But I think I already have (if those pictures on the internet are real).
October 10th, 2009 on 1:40 am
TOPICAL: In an effort to make singing as Taylor Swift seem more realistic, the Singstar programmers have a rapper with spurious and merely aesthetic venetian-blind shades on burst rudely onto the stage halfway through a song, ending it abruptly and leaving you feeling bewildered.
“Yo Taylor, I’m-a let you finish, but you should be playing Left 4 Dead on the Xbox instead of this shit.”
October 12th, 2009 on 1:05 pm
I’d do her, but only if she wore The Boots.
October 13th, 2009 on 12:32 am
Isn’t it embarrassing when you put on your anal beads instead of your bracelet in the morning?
October 15th, 2009 on 2:03 pm
Isn’t she Suzanne from the now defunct pop start group “Hearsay”?