A GROUP OF YOUTHS HAVE AN AWESOME VAN
If the fabric is rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’ – I’m rocking backwards and forwards in my van because I’ve just lost all my savings on the stock market and got made redundant last month, although I am still leaving the house at 7.55am every day so it looks like I still have a job.
Spotted by a “Darren” who concocted the sort of half-baked LIE we would expect to hear from a person called Darren.
“Me and my pals are hoping to make it all the way to E3 in America to see the official launch of the rocking new Dreamcast console. We reckon it will beat the new ‘funstation’, or what ever it’s called from Sony. What does Sony know about gaming anyway, it makes video players! I thought I would send you a picture of our awesome van we are using. We customized it special, hope you like it” – Darren.
filed in GONZO FIELD REPORTS, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Nov.26, 2009
November 26th, 2009 on 12:45 pm
Forget all that, Zorg! AFTER BURNER CLIMAX IS COMING TO CONSOLES!
SEGA FANS, ASSEMBLE!
November 26th, 2009 on 12:53 pm
That dude riding the penny farthing is very talented. It must be very tough to keep your balance when you’re riding on top of a van.
November 26th, 2009 on 6:02 pm
Is that a branch of Bombay bicycle club? Blinding pashwaris
November 30th, 2009 on 4:52 pm
A three-er, even after a whole weekend, and then no new update?
Something has happened to Zorg. Zorg has disappeared. WHERE IS ZORG?? It’s time to PANIC
I love a good groundless melodrama. Can anyone be bothered to come up with a backstory? I would, but…. sighpppppffffffffcan’t be arsed…
November 30th, 2009 on 5:23 pm
Zorg accepted an invitation to look around inside the AWESOME VAN and was abducted. He was taken to a secret location where Sony executives are now trying to brainwash him into buying a PS3 and starting a new campaign for brown skies in games. If the brainwashing goes well there may also be some unwilling bum sex which they will wipe from his mind afterwards.
November 30th, 2009 on 6:06 pm
Well, there’ve been twitter updates about going on a plane on sexy execs today. Life mirroring art mebbe?
I’m just assuming he’s busy editing/optimising the 100-odd meg of video files I sent him late last week.
He no doubt isn’t and they most likely were watched once and promptly deleted but I like to think the former rather than the latter. Otherwise, I just wasted time and bandwidth. And battery power recording the videos in the first place. Mustn’t forget the batteries
November 30th, 2009 on 8:04 pm
He was rushed to hospital after perforating his bowel with a Cream pencil-top ornament.
December 1st, 2009 on 10:32 am
Went away and was limited to mobile phone internet, is the miserable truth.
It’s nice to know that three people on the internet might leave a joke comment if I was to really disappear. Very reassuring.
December 1st, 2009 on 10:39 am
Zorg, if you really went missing, these 3 people from the internet would probably have something to do with it.
December 1st, 2009 on 12:14 pm
So, did you brings us back anything nice? huh? huh?
Pictures at least?
We all live through you after all, it’s been very dull the past 3 days…
December 1st, 2009 on 12:48 pm
I didn’t bring anything fun back, due to EasyJet’s hand luggage size restriction. You can have some dirty pants if you want. £5.
December 1st, 2009 on 12:54 pm
Do the pants have Sonic on them?
December 1st, 2009 on 1:06 pm
Or Cream?
December 2nd, 2009 on 8:53 am
YOUR dirty pants? If so – sold. Fucking bargain.
December 2nd, 2009 on 9:23 am
I can stretch to £6.37, Zorg.