ATTENTION ALL UNITS, INCOMING “RE-UP” ON THOSE TRAIN2GAME SALESMAN VIDEOS
Our brave investigative reporter has stuck his Train2Game cockney monkey salesman videos back online, now boasting a TRIPLE-REDUNDANT BACKUP that spreads the material across three separate video-sharing sites.
Lovely proof that when you force people to delete ONE thing off the internet, THREE new versions of it pop up to take its place, because people on the internet have more combined spare time than any one company.
OPENING PREAMBLE
“I see you are now at war with Train2Game so I thought now would be a good time to upload my Train2Game YouTube videos again. So should you feel the need to post links to them in the upcoming war they are here.”
“Now I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking ‘That’s all well and good, but those swines will just have them taken down again’. And yes, you’re right, they probably will ask YouTube to take them down again – but this time they are going to have to take them off Yahoo Video too!”
“And if they take them down from both Youtube and Yahoo then they’ll have to take them off from Veoh.com as well!”
Watch Train 2 Game sales pitch part 3 in News | View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com
“So bollocks to Train2Game, by the time they get down the list to Veoh, I’ll be uploading them back to YouTube!” – Cadet S.
filed in ENEMIES on Nov.02, 2009
November 2nd, 2009 on 11:12 am
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November 2nd, 2009 on 11:17 am
Excellent, I didn’t get chance to watch ’em last time.
Maybe he should just go for the full set – DailyMotion, Viddler, Metacafe…
November 2nd, 2009 on 11:46 am
Vimeo? Flickr? Sure there’s plenty more, I’m just drawing a blank atm, it being monday morning. Anyone else? Oh, hang on, nice obvious list here
Why not advertise them on a billboard the next time the google camera car comes past?
Or d’you think Harry Hill would be interested for You’ve Been Framed?
November 2nd, 2009 on 3:17 pm
I prefer the war with those birds from the Poole Gamestation or wherever it was, that was one for the ages.
November 2nd, 2009 on 5:13 pm
Too right, this one is boring.
November 2nd, 2009 on 5:36 pm
It’s the Barbara Streisand Effect! Which, if my internet lore serves me correctly means we’re supposed to search for naked pictures of Barbara Streisand.
Keep fighting the good fight, Zorg!
November 2nd, 2009 on 8:04 pm
I know it’s a boring and unpopular war, but I’ve convinced myself it is a JUST war. I cannot sit IDLY BY and watch… etc etc
November 2nd, 2009 on 8:56 pm
What was the war with the girls from Gamestation about and when was it? I only discovered this place when it was gloating that Argos had something like 173 PS3s in stock on the launch week or some similar pointless tripe that I thought was POINTLESS enough to keep visiting.
November 2nd, 2009 on 9:07 pm
That was a great war, albeit a bit one-sided and rude. One of the girls’ angry boyfriends phoned my work and threatened to report me to the police because I said something about finding one of them in a ditch with lots of different kinds of semen on her clothing, I think.
He actually said to me “Yes, but what if someone read that and then actually did it?”
How I laughed a few months later when she dumped him and he started posting heartbroken poetry on his blog. The cunt.
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2006/07/versus-tv-an-apology/
260 comments. Blimey.
November 2nd, 2009 on 10:32 pm
I missed that versus war thingy and just read it now.
I didn’t realise you were legitimately mental, Zorg.
November 2nd, 2009 on 10:47 pm
Oh crikey I remember that. And I posted a comment on there that I’m supremely embarrassed about now. I’d like to apologise for using ‘omg’ and for stating that “anyone who cusses UKR back is a friend”, and can only hope I was being silly on purpose.
As a sort of recompense, I’m gonna hurry up and get my latest contributions typed up asap. Lots of DC logos I’ve discovered right here in my own home recently, and some more gadgets/non-powered objects with faces for Extra-Last. And the spectacular return of white hand/brown hand.
November 2nd, 2009 on 10:50 pm
Can’t bear to read it again. Is it bad? It’s bad, isn’t it?
November 3rd, 2009 on 12:14 am
Fuck, I’d forgotten that. That was when I used to read but not post (the good old days as far as many are concerned, no doubt)
I couldn’t face reading all of it, got about halfway down before I started hammering Page Down.
Highlights (i.e. the bits I didn’t skip past) include:
Zorgs comments “Welcome to the shithouse, bitches!” and “really glad we held off buying Halo 2 for 18 months until we got the valuable opinion of a girl who works in a shop.”
Jawas comment about clammy fists while asking people to check their spelling and grammar.
Zorg painting an image in everyone’s heads of him lieing awake in bed at 4am
Mykel quite nicely summed up what had been going on that far for people too bewildered to read all 150+ posts (but you had to find that post after scrolling through 150+ posts, so…)
Captain Cowboy said he was from Fenton. I know of Fenton so this was of slight interest to me.
Bit of a disagreement over whether people would do Aleks Krotoski. I’m still undecided. She might actually not be that bad. Quite probably better than me so best give her the benefit of the doubt. Could always go from behind as long as she promised not to turn round.
Slikvik, back in 2006, was 31, with a wife and 2 kids. Wonder how old he is now and how many kids/wives he has now
A couple of jokes about anal sex.
Which reminds me of the joke
“What’s the difference between Marmalade and Jam?”
You can’t Marmalade your cock up someone’s arse”
Your blog is shit/no your blog is shit/nuh-uh you’re(spl) blog is shit/ No, you’re shit and so’s your nan/etc/etc/et-bloody-cetera
Do FragDolls get paid? Who cares?
Warbastards comment:
2) Womens opinions should be humored non-the-less because they have nork bags and quiver livers.
Scores points for use of both nork bags and quiver livers.
picture links that still appear to work:
Sonic Seal of Approval
“UK:R T-shirt design”
Comedy sexism
Photoshop trickery involving erect cocks (NSFW)
And for the avoidance of doubt, the one with the black hair in the colour pics is a would, the one in the black and white pics, probably not. Aleks Krotoski somewhere in between. But I’ve only got the pics on that post to go on, not having actually seen their site, so I may be wrong. Where are they again? Exeter? That’s only 122 miles away! (and also has an overpriced but quite nice 2nd-hand shop just down from the “Brazil” video shop where Lucia used to be, so prolly easy enough to lose the missus there for a bit…)
Actually I also have all the pics from the posts tagged with meat-bags-women to go on too, so that’ll keep me busy for a while now.
To paraphrase the old TV Time ads “Meat-bags-women tag – I never knew there was so much in it!”
November 3rd, 2009 on 12:18 am
Tch.
And so another post disappears to the “awaiting moderation” pile. or at least I hope it did and it’s not just disappered completely after I spent all that time typing and checking links.
I dunno, it’s not like I’m about to start selling WOW Gold (or a beaten up old renault megane either)
November 3rd, 2009 on 12:31 am
I lost the will to continue reading about a third of the way down, but UK:R was definitely winning at that point. I skipped to the end and there was a picture with some badly photoshopped cocks, so overall I think that made it a pretty good war.
Although it was perhaps not as good as the time we were photoshopping swastikas all over Ken Kutaragi and Kaz Hirai.
November 3rd, 2009 on 10:34 am
Yay! It didn’t just disappear! It was just awaiting moderation!
Wanna buy some WOW Gold guv?