NEW VEIN OF MATERIAL DISCOVERED: PAPIER MACHE CHARACTERS
One of those new-wave blogs that exists to laugh at the brave work of the everyday man/child has dug up this sensational pair of papier mache creations. One of which you may be able to recognise, although we’d need its dental records to be 100 percent sure.
Discovered by a person called “Art”.
Those are actual human eyes.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET on Nov.23, 2009
November 23rd, 2009 on 11:44 am
[…] This post was mentioned on Twitter by UK:RESISTANCE, Ian Thompson. Ian Thompson said: NEW VEIN OF MATERIAL DISCOVERED: PAPIER MACHE CHARACTERS http://bit.ly/8xMAtJ (via @UKRESISTANCE) — the stuff of nightmares […]
November 23rd, 2009 on 11:56 am
Those are sensational.
I think the second one may actually be a full human, not just the eyes. Sure there was a Channel 4 documentary about him.
November 23rd, 2009 on 1:44 pm
Looks like Sonic’s methadone has just kicked in, whereas it’s just worn off for Pikachu…
November 23rd, 2009 on 1:45 pm
Far be it from me to make fun of the artistic efforts of retarded people. Especially when they’ve gone so far as to use their own eyeballs in order to create a rather excellent likeness of Mr. Burns.
Without their vision it’s no wonder the Blue Batman didn’t turn out as good. Top effort though.
Top one 5/10
Bottom one 7/10
(Deduct 2 points from each score if they’re not retarded.)
November 23rd, 2009 on 5:56 pm
That Pikachu is a grotesque masterpiece. It belongs in an art gallery alongside some Francis Bacon and Francisco Goya paintings.
And Sonic gets funnier everytime I look at him. Brilliant.
November 23rd, 2009 on 11:27 pm
This is fantastic! That Pikachu is definitely the funniest JPEG I’ve regarded on the internet in at least a fortnight. That may not sound like much of an accolade, but believe me, it is.
November 23rd, 2009 on 11:55 pm
Sonic looks like a half-formed aborted foetus…
I like it! :D
I think this is the look Sega should choose for Sonic in the future.
November 24th, 2009 on 2:13 pm
If someone gave you one of those for Christmas you’d have no choice but to interpret it as “a warning”.
November 25th, 2009 on 3:09 pm
AAh, these were created by “Chris-chan” AKA Christian Weston Chandler…
There’s a MASSIVE article about the guy on Encylopedia Dramatica:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-Chan
I also had a video interview with him a few months ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-gTUmGzl5o
Also look on Google for his “Sonichu” creation, his copyright infringing abomination of a cross between Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.
November 25th, 2009 on 7:47 pm
Is Chris-chan for real? Never heard of him as UK:R is as depraved as I can handle, i.e. not very.
November 25th, 2009 on 8:01 pm
chris-chan is as real as they come. :(
November 30th, 2009 on 12:40 am
I used to pity Chris Chan, but now I think he has a symbiotic relationship with the legions of trolls making fun of him on the internet. It’s not much of a reputation, but for an autistic manchild who fucks inflatable dolls whilst calling out the name of a girl he met in an anime chatroom and projects garbled homophobic opinions via Youtube in a room dense with Pokemon figurines it’s a bona fide lucky break.