TERRIER GAMES ANNOUNCES SONIC THE HEDGEHOG V2.0
Rapidly emerging UK developer Terrier Games has listened to you, the consumer, and made a number of key changes to that Sonic game it released late last week. Youths will be pleased to hear that a “skyboarding” level has been lovingly crafted in the space of several hours, while old men who just can’t be bothered any more will be happy that it is now a bit easier.
“I have reworked the difficulty, changed a background and generally spruced things up. I have also added an extra level, where Sonic goes skyboarding. I’m a bit like Codemasters, only less of a cunt and I don’t charge for DLC that fixes things that shouldn’t have been broken in the first place” – Terrier Games.
CHANGE LIST:
– Increased the time limit for Sonic smacking himself up to 15 seconds.
– Put more syringes in the first few levels.
– Removed some of the enemies.
– Put some more extra lives in.
– Got rid of the awful, awful background to level two that hurt my eyes.
– Added an extra level, where Sonic skyboards into Tokyo from a helicopter.DOWNLOAD IT:
From here.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES, READERS DOING WEIRD STUFF on Nov.09, 2009
November 9th, 2009 on 2:09 pm
Needs more Cream, please.
More Cream, more rape, less Sonic.
November 9th, 2009 on 2:20 pm
Why is the screenshot full of bullet holes? Is the level a statement about gang violence in games?
November 9th, 2009 on 2:22 pm
They’re sea-mines, floating in the air.
About 5,000 feet below them is a squadron of cloned Alex Kidds ready to die by kamikaze.
Oh, and I’ll bear the Cream thing in mind. Maybe not so much the rape, though…
November 9th, 2009 on 2:23 pm
And the whole game was meant to be a statement about gang violence in games.
Even Mickey Mouse is getting an emo makeover these days.
:(
November 9th, 2009 on 2:36 pm
Should I ask why that sky isn’t blue?
November 9th, 2009 on 2:43 pm
Also, is it any better or worse than this?
(I’ve downloaded 2 copies and played neither so far, a simple yes/no will do)
November 9th, 2009 on 2:45 pm
There can’t be blue sky if there is such things as “skyboarding”.
Or it may be some sort of metaphoric visual effect to make us feel how much sonic is craving for heroin.
Which perfectly make sense, knowing sonic actually jumped from 5,000 feet with only a shitty plastic looking toy attached to his feet.
November 9th, 2009 on 2:48 pm
The blue sky is saved for the last few levels.
Basically the next level is set at night (because I liked the neon ‘Sega’ signs on the building), so I thought it would be nice to have a ‘dusk’ level.
Oh, and thanks for the link to the Shadow game. I now officially hate him more than ever. It’s very depressing, and you don’t even get to kill him (unless you repeatedly throw him off the edge like I did).
November 9th, 2009 on 10:53 pm
Ah, after over a year of reading this site finally this is what gets me off my arse to register. In fact, I didn’t even literally need to get off my arse!
I can honestly say this is the best Sonic game I’ve played since I last booted up Sonic CD. And during the last 8 weeks off work I revisited both Sonic Adventure/SA 2 on the DC!
Made it so far to the Mario level, hopefully I can kill him off tomorrow. But honestly, why don’t you get to kill Yuji Naka too? He basically destroyed the Sonic games with his pitiful 3D incarnations. I’m disappointed I couldn’t stick one of those heroin needles into his eyes as a mini-game or something.
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