“WHEN THE GAME STARTED, THE WHOLE ROOM TURNED INTO A DANCE FLOOR WITH LOUD MUSIC AND HALF-NAKED HOT GIRLS”
Not the words of UKR, so we can’t get in trouble for posting this. They are the words of English Russia, which has got a whole load of photos of this rudeness, taken at a LAN gaming event that featured… strippers.
WARNING: The link contains some censored “tits out” shots and also some “LAN party” images, both of which might be embarrassing to have pulled out of your IT department’s log files at your next performance review.
You can tell by her shoes she doesn’t belong there, and has in fact been paid to spend exactly one hour there. She’s got some trainers and tracksuit trousers in her bag to wear home. We know how they operate.
The one on the left genuinely does not know what to do and is wishing she wasn’t there, or he was at home on his own watching a video of this all happen. Poor one on the left. The one on the right is thinking he does know what to do, and is trying to make it look like he knows what to do, just in case. Poor the one on the right. Poor everyone.
filed in "NEWS", OFF THE INTERNET on Nov.03, 2009
November 3rd, 2009 on 12:52 pm
It’s been a while since I’ve seen CRTs. It’s been a while since I saw boobs too, except on the internet. And I prefer ones on the internet not to have black boxes over them.
November 3rd, 2009 on 12:54 pm
As you say CMNDR poor everyone in there
the prehistoric game
the ancient CRT monitors
and the old tarts
a sad remainder of how time can ruin everything
November 3rd, 2009 on 2:52 pm
I love how the guy on the left in the 2nd photo is finding the whole thing a big inconvience, like this happens to him far to often. I bet he can’t turn his PC on for all the pierced clits and nipples that get in the way of his gaming. Serves me right for buying a saturn. No boobies get in the way of that. Well maybe my own man boobies do.
November 3rd, 2009 on 3:20 pm
How utterly dismal. Video games and whores. No magnificence, no joy, no life. Just shit and some other seedy, desperate shit. Everyone pretending with all their might they are having a ‘great time’, when all they truly want is some kindness. Not in this life, assholes.
I’d despair if any of the pointless affairs of men resonated with me any more. Fuck’em all backwards.
November 3rd, 2009 on 3:29 pm
I would cry then I’d get angry then I’d cry again…
November 3rd, 2009 on 4:43 pm
Ceasarean scars or appendectomy scars? I’m intrigued.
Alternatively, organs may have been sold.
Either way…. bravo!
November 3rd, 2009 on 7:18 pm
I’m off to a LAN soon! I’ll be the nob with a ps3 in the COD area. There probably won’t be any strippers :( so far I’ve counted 3 actual confirmed females on the attendance list of around 800 :S
November 3rd, 2009 on 7:28 pm
Poor guy with the stripper sitting on his monitor…
November 4th, 2009 on 2:02 am
I imagine everyone there is flitting desperately between taking surreptitious looks at real live (NAKED!) females and pretending to be cool dudes and that it’s nothing that they haven’t seen before because hey, they’ve seen better, you know, when they get to see their real and not at all imaginary girlfriends briefly before doing some sex in the dark. The pitch black, comforting dark. No one who attends LAN parties could possibly bear the terror and trauma of sex with the light on. Hell, I can’t even wank with the light on.
That’s probably what I’d be doing if I was there, anyway.
November 4th, 2009 on 5:35 am
I am only slightly less qualified to be a heart surgeon than that dark-haired woman is to be a stripper.
But depending on how desperate you are, you may wish to know that the attractive one managed to evade the black box censor whilst standing in the background of the 46th picture. You will be disappointed though, and then you will be disappointed in yourself.
November 4th, 2009 on 9:37 am
The google-feed ad at the top of UKR is now train2game. They sound nice. I might give them a call.
November 4th, 2009 on 4:36 pm
Here’s the uncensored ones:
http://users.livejournal.com/_nikolya_/376910.html
November 4th, 2009 on 8:31 pm
Aaaaand… disappointed in myself.