ENJOY A SHUFFLE WITH SEGA
An ice shuffle. A nice shuffle. A wank. Have a wank while thinking about SEGA. Warm your ‘mouse hand’ up fist, though, else it’ll shrivel away to nothing.
“SEGA has made a new game that anyone with a PC can play! A ‘Virtual Curling’ game would probably suck but SEGA has taken the ‘idea’ of curling and made Ice Shuffle – a fun puzzle game!” – Scott.
Couldn’t be bothered playing a whole game through to the end, but you might not be so jaded and miserable that it could be of some entertainment to you. The music sounds nice on a loop in the background, we’ll give it that.
filed in ACTUAL GAMES, OFF THE INTERNET on Dec.17, 2009
December 17th, 2009 on 11:49 am
FYI this game has been on PlaySEGA for over a year..
December 17th, 2009 on 2:02 pm
FYI this update could have been in Zorg’s inbox for about the same length of time.
December 17th, 2009 on 2:49 pm
FYI I’m not sure I’ve heard of warming “your ‘mouse hand’ up fist”, but it sounds sexy.
December 17th, 2009 on 4:07 pm
If it’s an ice shuffle shouldn’t you be cooling your hand down first? That way it feels like you’re getting a hand-job from a corpse.
December 17th, 2009 on 6:48 pm
sadly this cost sega over $17 million to produce. No shenmue 3 then.
December 17th, 2009 on 7:12 pm
Yeah, I won!
December 17th, 2009 on 10:12 pm
Of course you won, Ryo, it’s like Lucky Hit on ice.
December 18th, 2009 on 10:54 am
Was quite fun until I realised the pucks BOUNCE OFF THE WALLS :( So, just sponging it on max in any direction will get you past all the levels up to ones with water traps.