HOW A MAN LIVES IN 2009
Seeing as we’re back in the spiral phase, here’s another nice sighting. Of more interest in this series of shots is this rare insight it gives us into how some human males exist in the year 2009. This update will hopefully be of some interest to future anthropologists. So it’s OK if it is of no interest to you NOW.
Future observers may ponder why, for example, have those three bottles been taped together?
“I was cleaning up our garage after a particularly messy night, when something previously unseen caught my eye.”
“As has become tradition, I have taken three photos whilst getting closer to the objects of interest. I like the last one as it looks like a frog feeling rather ill after eating a few too many cigarette butts” – Tim.
“(Oh, was using a crappy LG camera phone, hence the shite quality)”
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December 11th, 2009 on 1:19 pm
I’d use the police tape to keep people out of contact with this disgusting lot. Urgh.
Oh and turn your head sideways on the last photo for a doped up frog with a mouth full of fags.
December 11th, 2009 on 1:44 pm
Regarding the bottles, have they been trying to make Daleks? That’s what my eldest son told my youngest when he asked why he and his mates had done that to the half-empty pop bottle under his bed. And all the cigarette papers were for Origami.
Up til then I’d had no idea he was so into arts and crafts so to encourage him further I suprised him and bought him the little set of scales I’d seen him looking at in the window of the odd shop in town (the one that sells ‘Joss sticks’) as a reward. No idea why he liked it so much but he was really chuffed with it.
December 11th, 2009 on 2:18 pm
I feel sick now.
December 11th, 2009 on 3:19 pm
Does UKR have any sort of nuclear capability that we can use to wipe Tim’s garage off the face of the Earth? If so, fire away.
Also
“Oh and turn your head sideways on the last photo for a doped up frog with a mouth full of fags.”
Didn’t bother reading Tim’s note then, Meandmy?
December 11th, 2009 on 3:39 pm
I’m totally clueless about drugs things, is that why those bottles are taped together? Reminds me of the time I brushed a mate’s stash onto the floor because I thought it was dirty insulation foam that had fallen out of the ceiling.
December 11th, 2009 on 4:09 pm
Actually, no. My bad. Perhaps the disgusting nature of the pictures had my scrolling a little faster than normal.
December 11th, 2009 on 4:35 pm
I’d a little out of date parhaps but not clueless about drugs things. Basically my house looked like that from the ages of 18-25. Oh alright 18-30.
But I can’t think of a good reason to tape together 3 otherwise unmodified bottles.
December 11th, 2009 on 7:25 pm
Ugh… Repulsive.
Also, did someone do a really toxic fabric destroying fart on that armchair?
December 11th, 2009 on 11:30 pm
Yeah… that’s my housemates chair, so I blame him. We call the ashtray ‘an ode o cancer.’ We will have an exhibition of our works up soon…
December 12th, 2009 on 2:42 am
Most worrying thing about the chair is that ripped side up and zip end sticking out must be considered the best position for the cushion, the horrors of what’s on the other side probably can’t legally be published.
December 12th, 2009 on 11:42 am
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December 13th, 2009 on 1:39 am
Also, I feel I should point out that one of the ‘human males’ living in this house has a vagina. Where does that leave humanity? Crumpled and crying in a gutter somewhere, I’d imagine..
December 15th, 2009 on 5:00 pm
How the other half lives. I use PS3s as bedsteads, Wiis for the toilet bowl and 360s to cook my dinner on.