MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!
Or Merry Christmas to one. Merry Christmas to the one person who still insists on hanging about inside PlayStation Home, to see if Sony has discovered or invented a reason for it to exist yet.
Look, there’s a Christmas tree in Home now. Each bauble represents a unique microtransaction opportunity on behalf of the brand sponsors.
She’s turned away so we can’t see the tears. And do you know what’s inside those gift boxes? Nothing. They are symbolic hollow structures that represent the emptiness of Home itself.
December 9th, 2009 on 7:18 pm
The logo is very curious. Seems to be a house, but with a trap door in the floor. Anyone visiting would fall into the basement, break their legs and be unable to escape. They would then suffer thirst, starvation, infection, blood poisoning and die horribly.
December 9th, 2009 on 7:45 pm
Erk, that’s right. Once you install the damn thing, you can’t uninstall it. Needless to say, I regret that I ever installed it in the first place.
December 9th, 2009 on 9:20 pm
Hang on, so that’s Playstation Home, yes? And that’s a woman, or at least a female avatar? How come we can see her and she’s not surrounded by swarms of male avatars all alternately crouching and standing back up again, making like they’re all humping her?
December 10th, 2009 on 12:05 am
GigerPunk, probably because all the male gamers have realised just how crap home really is and have actually gone back to gaming, and it’s now just full of girls who can go and hang out in the “Mall” all hours of the day.
They’re probably not presents either, they’re probably Home themed handbags that have been left while the girls are off dancing somewhere. And that’s probably a handbag thief trying to work out which button brings up the “Steal Handbag” option.
December 15th, 2009 on 5:07 pm
I have a warm chuckle and hearty wank when I think back a couple of years and how this was the fanboy’s answer to any Xbox 360 war.
Hehehe. Jizz.