“SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CREATURE ORIGINAL PAINTING”
Is the maker attempting to create something ironically bad? Something so bad it gets laughed at all over the internet and becomes a must-have among ironic classes and he, therefore, becomes rich enough not to care?
It’s not even BIG. If it was BIG you might at least feel like you’re getting your money’s worth. And RED TEETH? Has Sonic been FEASTING?
It’s not bad for five dollars, plus four dollars shipping, mind. We’ve imported worse Sonic-branded rubbish for more than that in the past. Spotted at online tat portal Etsy by a reader that’s probably a woman.
DESCRIPTION:
“This painting is acrylic paint on a 3″ by 3” canvas on a frame. It is my design of a Sonic the Hedgehog from the Sega video games. Sonic is all about speed and nothing else. This painting is one of a kind. There will be no copies of this paintin available. I am always making more creature paintings all with different monsters and creatures doing different things.“Will look good on any wall space or because of its size just hanging out in any nook or cranny of your place of residence. Enjoy its creepy colors when you look at this creature from out of this world.
“SEGA!”
Is it OK with everyone if we turn this site into a site that looks at things on Etsy for a few weeks?
filed in "NEWS", SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Dec.30, 2009
December 30th, 2009 on 2:45 pm
That poor woman looks to have been involved in a nail-bombing incident, judging by all the SHIT IN HER FACE.
December 30th, 2009 on 5:17 pm
Mmmm, skanky. I wonder what tattoo it has just below the small of its back.
December 30th, 2009 on 5:38 pm
Obviously the girl has indulgent parents who never had the balls to tell she can´t draw for shit. But then I saw her picture and completely changed my mind on the spot. Her drawings show real promise. Would.
December 30th, 2009 on 8:02 pm
I saw better Sonic the Hedgehog pictures on my dentist’s wall back in ’94 and they were drawn by 8 year olds.
P.S. Would.
She looks a bit gothic. That might be the reason why I have a strong desire to put my thing in her bum.
December 30th, 2009 on 9:09 pm
Losing the election has really sent Sarah Palin on an upward spiral.
December 30th, 2009 on 9:13 pm
Would until it hurt me more than her.
December 31st, 2009 on 11:30 am
I put today’s update on Extra-Last by accident.
http://www.extralast.com/2009/12/31/the-big-fat-quiz-of-the-year/
December 31st, 2009 on 3:16 pm
Zorg, you should put a “Would/Wouln’t” Teclast quizz on UKR, then.
December 31st, 2009 on 4:43 pm
I didn’t even notice the picture of the female human til just now.
And that’s all I have to say. I try to stay away from making personal comments based on people’s appearance because it’s horrible.
December 31st, 2009 on 5:43 pm
Ah, g’wan then. Would.
As it’s Christmas, like.
December 31st, 2009 on 10:58 pm
Why no, I’m not out at a party!
My last UK:R post ever as I am hanging myself at precisely midnight!
Only joking, kids! I would have left it like that but someone might have attempted to send an ambulance round or call the police . . . well, one would hope, but one daren’t at a place like this.
My resolution is more genuine emotion and less affected cynicism as it gets tiring and you begin to believe it.
I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
No punchline.
December 31st, 2009 on 11:17 pm
Is that girl the author of the shite painting? Everyone assumes they are, but I can’t see any evidence for it..
December 31st, 2009 on 11:50 pm
She’s not the artist, she’s just modelling a separate SEGA item someone else made. I should’ve made that clear. I am very glad I’m in bed, alone, on the laptop, at 11.50pm on New Year’s Eve to point out this critical fact.
December 31st, 2009 on 11:51 pm
Oh yes. I said “11.50” and it got time-stamped 11.50! This really is the greatest New Year’s Eve ever!
January 1st, 2010 on 12:08 am
Please don’t forget your international readership! It’s 4.07pm here so the global wave of disappointment that sweeps across the Earth has yet to reach me.
January 1st, 2010 on 3:37 am
All she has to do it follow the cardinal rule of tattooed women. Don’t wear thick black rimmed glasses with your tattoos!
January 1st, 2010 on 11:12 pm
Can we have a retrospective? On 2010 so far? It’s all going by so fast.
January 2nd, 2010 on 12:01 am
Well I didn’t understand much of Doctor Who and Billie Piper looked weird, but on the plus side I did have a sausage sandwich for dinner and lots of pudding. So it’s swings and roundabouts for me in 2010 so far.
January 2nd, 2010 on 9:45 am
Is it possible to create an update involving Billie Piper and a ‘sausage sandwich’? I could supply the pudding.
January 4th, 2010 on 10:00 am
It’s almost as good as this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13507180
“Neil Jam Style”.
January 7th, 2010 on 11:44 am
WOULD