WE HAVE GIVEN UP WAITING FOR MORE WORDS / PHOTOGRAPHS OF THIS
A man sent this in about a year ago. He promised more photos and some explanatory text would also be forthcoming, but nothing has arrived as of yet.
We therefore have no option but to “run with it” now, as it’s about the time of year when a man’s thoughts turn to organising his icons and tidying up his desktop as a reason to not have to go to family engagements.
filed in THINGS THAT ARE LIKE SEGA on Dec.23, 2009
December 23rd, 2009 on 12:32 pm
How about some kitchen towels or loo rolls?
December 23rd, 2009 on 12:40 pm
I was nearly sold, but upon closer inspection, the box to the left clearly state they’re ‘even bigger than triple size’
That’s akin to putting a tin of beans next to another tin of beans, then putting a sign over one of the tins of beans proclaiming that the other tin of beans is SHIT!
The shop clerk should be shot.
December 23rd, 2009 on 12:42 pm
Here’s the missing S from the word ‘state’
Stupid un-editable WordPress…….
December 23rd, 2009 on 2:06 pm
Have things got that bad that Sega need to whore out their own font to cotton ball manufacturers?
December 23rd, 2009 on 3:10 pm
Any semblance of journalistic integrity has flown out the window with the revelation you’ve been sitting on this story for nearly a year.
December 23rd, 2009 on 8:11 pm
I’m confused. What do Sega expect us to do with these? Is it for polishing Saturn and Dreamcast discs to ensure they continue to be playable into the next decade while we await the return of the Dreamcast? Is this Sega’s way of telling us the Dreamcast 2 has been delayed?
December 23rd, 2009 on 9:56 pm
Has anyone ever found an actual use for cotton balls? I mean, there no good for removing the evidence. You have to use loads and you get fluff stuck on the boss man.
December 23rd, 2009 on 10:54 pm
Please keep posting updates on this breaking story over the Christmas period. I can’t find anything else about it anywhere on the internet. Somebody has to know something.
December 24th, 2009 on 12:43 am
The ones on the left are apparently bigger than a triple size cotton ball, but they themselves are cotton balls. So they’re bigger than three times their own size, effectively having infinite dimensions.
The symbol for infinity is Ouroboros, which if you turn it on its side looks like a figure eight. August is the eighth month of the year, so this picture is clearly “viral marketing” for a Dreamcast 2 launch in August 2010.
December 24th, 2009 on 4:45 am
To be this soft takes LENITNES.
December 27th, 2009 on 8:37 pm
Glad I’m not alone in clearing out crap on my hard-drive this festive period.