BACKYARD WRESTLING INTERNAL VIDEO
May have been at this event. May have taken photographs of those blonde womens’ bottoms. May have drunk loads and actually enjoyed being there. Such was life in 2003, back when people still had budgets to put on nice parties to promote clearly terrible games.
A lady wrestler gets pretty aggressively “spine-bustered” over someone’s knee at the 1:46 mark, if you’re wavering about investing the time to watch it…
“It’s got violence and some girls in shorts and t-shirts and it’s about an old game, might just be what your readers want” – Christophe.
filed in RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Jan.20, 2010
January 20th, 2010 on 12:28 pm
Real fights would be a great deal less stressful if your antagonist would just wait around for you to execute a complicated grab, huh?
Anyway, I’m just off to try and wash the inside of my eyes.
January 20th, 2010 on 12:41 pm
Thats a sick jacket you have there in the Games Radar picture, Gary, by the way. Rock that Young Fogey vibe.
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/whats-next-for-ps3-in-2010/a-201001191055674039
January 20th, 2010 on 12:58 pm
That spine-buster looks like an ideal way to ensure the woman doesn’t get away once you’ve convinced her to come back to the rape den to see your Sega posters circa 2000.
Although thinking about it, paralysing her below the the waist might result in loss of bowel control, and that’s probably a turn off even for rapists. Unless they’re into that sort of thing, in which case they should probably just abduct someone in a wheelchair to begin with.
January 20th, 2010 on 1:01 pm
Charity shop jackets and suits are my new hobby. Bought two lovely suits for £1.50 the other day, one of which nearly fits me properly.
January 20th, 2010 on 1:13 pm
Combine it with a bow-tie and you’ve got the same outfit Matt Smith wears on Doctor Who. It’s very nice of Steven Moffat to pick a costume that Doctor Who fans can buy for £1.50 from charity shops.
January 20th, 2010 on 1:56 pm
“What’s next for PS3 in 2010
Experts talk motion-control, triple-A game downloads, and more.”
EXPERTS
January 20th, 2010 on 2:38 pm
God wrestling’s awful. And that’s even worse for pretending even harder that it’s all real when you can plainly see from the video footage that it isn’t. Surely allowing it to be filmed is a bit fo a giveaway? Unfortunately, I have a son who was mad on wrestling and I had to buy this for him for his birthday back then. Felt dirty then, so thanks for reminding me about it again now.
Regarding the jacket, think I’d probably be tempted but my wife would stop me. Please say you have matching trousers or at least brown/orange cords to go with that.
Nice ‘kooky’ angle for the shot too.
What is it about these “tech experts” that means they can’t shave properly? Either have a shave or grow a beard/moustache…which is it to be Zorg? Surely you can do better than that? (Although, I’ll grant you that yours has better form than that Simon Byron bloke)
January 20th, 2010 on 2:42 pm
Bah. I’ve been filtered again haven’t I?
Just for commenting on poor beard growth/shaving habits, no doubt.
Still, I’ve only just noticed there’s more than one page of these experts and just seen Steve Boxer on page 2. He seems to be able to shave but something’s gone horribly wrong with the hair on top of his head, which kind of cancels that out.
Robin’s obviously too young to be able to grow any form of facial hair yet so I guess he’s exempt.
January 20th, 2010 on 5:07 pm
On reflection, what I like best about Monsieur Zorg’s comment on Gamesradar is that it’s just like a comment from one of us, here. It has exactly the same tone. It makes Zorg seem, however temporarily, like one of us, though we all know that that surely cannot be
January 20th, 2010 on 5:50 pm
Today I learned that games journalists are incapable of smiling. Either that or they’re just unhappy about having to talk about / play PS3 games against their will. Steve Boxer looks like he’s having a go but judging by his hair I think he’s probably a bit mental. He’s probably smiling about the little poo he’s just done in his pants.
January 20th, 2010 on 6:00 pm
Fuck.
I just want to say I totally regret the above post. That was horrible. I’ve got to stop saying nasty things on the Internet. Well, unless it’s directed at Sony or Nintendo.
January 20th, 2010 on 6:26 pm
I think one of the problems with the lack of smiles in the pics is that they’re only too aware that those pictures could then be used to illustrate any point they make – for instance they might be asked what they think of the current situation in haiti and even if they said all the right things they’d look a right dick if they were grinning madly and giving a double thumbs-up in the pic.
I’m not entirely sure those are Zorg’s words they’ve used, anyway. Surely they should be more along the lines of:
“What’s next for PS3 in 2010?”
Hopefully, a slow lingering death as Sega rise like a spinning blue phoenix from the ashes of their defeated enemies.
Or something like that, anyway. But then, I’m not a tech expert, maybe that sort of thing’s frowned upon elsewhere?
Otherwise, I agree with the points made. If I wanted exercise I wouldn’t be playing computer games.
January 20th, 2010 on 10:14 pm
We all know the photos are going to make it onto the internet, so need to keep our goofy smiles in check. Having your head stuck on gay pornography is even more humiliating when you’re doing a goofy smile.