BAYONETTA IN SEXY UNUSUALNESS CONFUSION
Found these while, to be honest, looking for something EXACTLY like these. We are quite excited about the Bayonetta sexy cosplay scene kicking into life. It’s like 1980s glamour porn is BACK.
These were on the Flickr page of something called GamerGirls. Couldn’t determine what GamerGirls is, though. Probably a blog using one of the default pink themes with lots of men leaving enthusiastic comments beneath their mundane opinions about old games their brothers used to play.
The photos were also tagged “Playboy” and we’ve no idea if that means they’re “out of” Playboy or if that’s just wishful thinking on the part of these ladies. And no offense, Chernise, but you’re more ‘Men Only’ or ’40 Plus’.
Maybe one of them will leave a comment explaining the shoot?
Then we can all terrify her and make her go away, probably within 30 minutes of her signing up.
Anyway. Bayonetta’s out soon or maybe even out now. No idea. People are talking about it on the internet, so it must be near.
filed in SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Jan.14, 2010
January 14th, 2010 on 11:30 am
http://playboy.com/bayonetta/
Official playboy competition, apparently.
don’t you keep up with http://kotaku.com/tag/nsfw/ ?
January 14th, 2010 on 12:08 pm
Judging by Jillian’s expression, the photographer has just got his dick out and she’s not warming to it.
January 14th, 2010 on 12:09 pm
Good to see Sarah Palin still has a career.
January 14th, 2010 on 12:49 pm
Oh dear. There’s nothing worse than pulling off an Inadvertent Reverse Kotaku :(
January 14th, 2010 on 12:55 pm
30 minutes? I think we could do better than that couldn’t we? Make sure you start the timer as soon as they show up.
oh yeah, and would wouldn’t would would maybe.
Strange mix of outfits, mind, almost as if they’re ‘inspired by’ Bayonetta, kinda like those filler tracks you find on film soundtrack albums that aren’t actually anywhere in the film
January 14th, 2010 on 1:29 pm
It’s all a bit tawdry and depressing. Like life itself.
January 14th, 2010 on 6:14 pm
Wouldn’t
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Might (reminds me a bit too much of Amy Winehouse)
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“Shannon” could do with looking a bit more cheerful. Someone should tell her that posing for the camera wearing a silly costume is the least painful, unpleasant and humiliating end of the porn market. Things could be much worse.
January 14th, 2010 on 8:04 pm
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January 14th, 2010 on 8:28 pm
Yes Zorg, it’s out.
And as premier site for jaded old bastards that can’t let go of all things Sega, I’m ashamed of you for not saying more about the game earlier.
The game is choc-a-block with references to old Sega stuff, from cutscenes where Magical Sound Shower is blaring out of the car stereo, the “halos” obviously being the rings from Sonic, Afterburner references (music and the font used in the bonus game), and a level which pretty much replicates Space Harrier, with the proper music and sound effects.
Bayonetta is great. It even comes with a very easy “one-handed” mode. It’s like they designed the game specifically for UK:R readers.
January 14th, 2010 on 9:41 pm
I think Bayonetta is too little too late, for me anyway. I couldn’t give a shit about it. Sonic rings, OutRun music, the fact it looks like a Dreamcast game, none of these things are enough now.
Sega stretched my nostalgia elastic too far and it snapped about 3 years ago. The game may well be great, but I don’t care. It’s too fast and too busy for a man of my advanced years. I’ve also gone so far beyond the ‘it’s so bad it’s good’ mindset that the horrible looking cutscenes fill me with rage rather than raise a smirk.
I’ll leave it for the kiddies to enjoy, while I confusedly shamble around my flat unable to think of anything to do.
January 14th, 2010 on 10:21 pm
Your loss man.
…Because the kiddies certainly won’t enjoy it, as it isn’t a first person murder simulator that you can play online and shout homophobic/racist epithets at other people.
January 14th, 2010 on 11:08 pm
I should probably mentioned I played the demo and didn’t like it. :p Everything else I said is just an over the top embellishment as I am prone to talking shit.
January 15th, 2010 on 8:14 am
Bayonetta is great – sleazy, violent, addictive, stupid and brimful of Sega references (it starts at Eggman’s funeral, for the love of God!), it’s well worth a go. And they’ve clearly spent a lot of time on Bayonetta’s arse, because it’s lovingly featured in all the cutscenes.
January 15th, 2010 on 9:26 am
I started Bayonetta but I’ve not really got much enthusiasm for it for some reason. I’ve got a little bit further from where the demo ended but I just don’t feel like carrying on with it. I quite enjoy it when I’m playing it, but I just don’t have any overwhelming urge to actually turn the console on to play it.
I think it’s all the button mashing needed in the battles, I just can’t be arsed with that these days…
January 15th, 2010 on 10:02 am
I dunno, Mentski, SEGA can only trade on the “Hey, look! It’s Magical Sound Shower again!” thing for so long. For me the appeal of seeing Monkey Ball characters ironically taken out of context ran out several years ago.
When Take That reformed they at least came back with some new original material, instead of expecting everyone to sing along to ‘Back for Good’ time and time again while thinking about how good ‘Back for Good’ was.
January 19th, 2010 on 4:41 am
anybody who claims they wouldn’t have sex with shannon is full of the worst kind of shit. marimo, you sir, are an idiot. also ryan is the only other one worth doing, altho the name alone has me worried she might be hiding something more than ladies’ bits down there.
January 19th, 2010 on 10:47 am
My nan wouldn’t, are you saying my (dead) nan’s full of shit?