GENTLEMEN, START HAMMERING YOUR ‘START’ BUTTONS
Final Fantasy XIII, the rubbish interactive CD-ROM game from 1987, is coming to the UK quite soon. People with half-empty bottles of red hair-dye in the bathroom who always look at the floor will be very pleased about this.
Here’s the new trailer in English, made even more painful by now being able to understand the long-winded dialogue.
*HAMMERS ‘START’ BUTTON TO NO AVAIL*
Too much “exposition”. That’s always everyone’s problem. Hopefully this nonsense will be delayed into oblivion as well.
filed in "NEWS", RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Jan.13, 2010
January 13th, 2010 on 8:25 pm
Hmmm . . . should I press play? Hmmm . . .
Oh wait, silly me. I just remembered I absolutely fucking detest anything even remotely connected to Final Fantasy. So NO.
I shan’t press play.
January 13th, 2010 on 8:30 pm
Im surprised that this beat Shining Force parts 2 and 3 to these shores….
Which reminds me….
*RANT ON*
Why is everybody creaming over Mass Effect 2s backwards compatible save games? SF3 did that ten years ago, AND IT DID IT BETTER.
But Mass Effect did have Lesbo Blue Alien with tentacle hair action……., so i guess thats a 1-all draw?
*RANT OFF…. to think about the alien lesbo action
January 13th, 2010 on 10:02 pm
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January 13th, 2010 on 10:27 pm
I want to see more of the scene where one girl kneels down in front of the other’s vagina.