Yes please. Any kind of paid employment that involves talking to adults and going outside, instead of sitting alone in a cold room pretending to be interested in a wide variety of things, like this, would be good.

It’s been a long, hard winter. The official THING about MP for a Week is here, while the “game” itself is online here.


The first thing you do is answer a KNOWINGLY SELF-AWARE message about violent video games. How ironic and therefore cutting-edge. We don’t know what the second thing you have to do is.