NINTENDO Wii AND SERIAL KILLERS LINKED
Finally, someone has made the connection between being a mentalist and thinking that Nintendo’s Wii is a valid form of gaming entertainment.
Behold the amazing caption “Yorkshire Ripper … bowling fun”:
From The Sun. Via Eurogamer. We suspect the Sun’s “source” has been spending a bit too long playing Murderer Happy Families.
filed in "NEWS", INDUSTRY NEWS on Jan.04, 2010
January 4th, 2010 on 5:00 pm
The remotes are popular because they all enjoy inserting them up their own backsides.
January 4th, 2010 on 5:17 pm
The big question is, has Peter Sutcliffe made his own Mii, or does he use one of the numerous joke Peter Sutcliffe Miis that other people have made?
(You can download other people’s Miis, right? I have never used a Wii)
January 4th, 2010 on 5:40 pm
[…] This post was mentioned on Twitter by UK:RESISTANCE, Matthew Dalrymple. Matthew Dalrymple said: More news at 11 RT @UKRESISTANCE NINTENDO Wii AND SERIAL KILLERS LINKED http://bit.ly/8ljk63 […]
January 4th, 2010 on 8:07 pm
Who’s Matthew Dalrymple when he’s at home? I dunno, coming round here, sticking his ‘mentioned on twitter’ posts that make no sense to proper right-minded people like us. And what’s “More news at 11 RT” mean? Some sort of code used by terrorists and/or sexual-deviants no doubt. RT stand for Russell T (Davies) doesn’t it? See, I was right, coded messages for sexual deviant terrorists. I dread to think what he means by ‘news’
AND he doesn’t even have a proper name, like *Bulk Slash, Marimo, StuntCunt, Floppylobster, Carr, Phorenzik, Police Constable London, Bilal, or similar (although I’m not sure about Bilal if I’m honest with you)
Shit. Did you have to put up a link to the Sun, Zorg? Think I’m infected. I’ll be reading the Daily Mail website next…
Oh, and are these types of posts good or bad? (Matthew Dalrymple’s that is, I know mine are bloody useless already) I’m guessing for most readers they’re pretty much like spam but good for your stats? (If you care about such things?)
*(I’m not naming all of you feckers so don’t get your hopes up.)
January 4th, 2010 on 8:25 pm
I like the way he’s tried to give him self a Simon Cowell style hairdo using MS Paint but just gone a bit overboard with the spray size.
Either that or he’s some sort of bizarre offspring of David Gest and Tom Jones.
A good photo for his “Top Trumps Serial Killers” appearance though. Someone else can be imaginative and post some stats.
January 4th, 2010 on 8:31 pm
They’re kind of good, as if Matthew Dalrymple happens to be a bit of a famous TV writer with 100,000 followers, it might mean a few of them come here.
I tried leaving a comment on the Daily Mail today for the first time, pointing out something they did that was shit. It was held in administration, never appeared, then all the other comments on the “story” were deleted.
It made me imagine being the person whose job it is to oversee the Daily Mail comments section. And then everything seemed OK.
January 4th, 2010 on 10:10 pm
Hmmm…100,000 of someone else’s ‘followers’ all traipsing through here, just going “hmmmm” and looking round the place like a parent visiting their childs first bedsit/student digs. And most likely tutting. Under their breath at first but more pointedly when they find the link to Extra-last and the Emergency Teclast link.
That’s a good thing, then, yes?
As for the Daily mail, have you considered maybe sending whoever it is a message via the comments section? Send them secret ways of responding whilst still deleting your comment and see if they do? It’d be like living in a Nazi-occupied country during the war and sending mesages to a penpal, secretly stating your political or sexual leanings. Secret messages that could expose you and cause your death if discovered.
There you go, don’t say we never give you good blog ideas. Obviously, you’d need to also post whatever your message was that they deleted/secretly responded to but otherwise that’s pure (nazi) gold, that is. You could be this millennium’s Anne Frank
January 4th, 2010 on 11:25 pm
I post on the Daily Mail comments section. I’m the one that keeps saying “WHEN WILL THESE PEOPLE WAKE UP?!?!?!” or, for flavour “WHEN WILL THIS COUNTRY WAKE UP?!?!?”
It is impossible to spot who me as I’m perfectly camouflaged.
January 5th, 2010 on 3:46 am
My god… that beard.
January 5th, 2010 on 6:32 am
I like to post on the News of The World comments section about how “Kerry Katona is just a hard working mum doin the best for her kidz and why dont you all just leeve her alone your just jellus”
January 5th, 2010 on 11:13 am
Cool, the yorkshire ripper is silent bob! It’s always the quiet ones that surprise you.
January 7th, 2010 on 11:36 am
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January 7th, 2010 on 11:45 am
MULLET
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