We are moving to Venezuela, or at least going to try and locate a bulletproof web server based in the glorious South American socialist republic.

playstation-poison

We’re also hearing rumours today that Silvio Berlusconi had a go on Carla’s Wii and thought it was a bit rubbish and couldn’t see the attraction. More on that as it breaks throughout the day. Thanks to comment-leaver “Trilby” for the link.