We would like to wager TEN POUNDS that the SEGA All-Stars Racing Wii box will claim this innovation “Puts you at the heart of the action like never before”, probably with an exclamation mark and Official Nintendo Magazine’s overly-generous 8/10 review score on a red starburst beside it.

Both will then be covered up by a sticker saying £19.99 then a sticker saying £17.99 then a sticker saying £14.99 then a sticker saying TWO FOR £24.99 then a sticker saying FOR RECYCLING RETURN TO DISTRIBUTOR SUPPLY #34155. They will then re-emerge in the retail chain as Pot Noodle containers.

We don’t want that to happen, it’s just an extrapolation based on previous scenarios where we’ve got excited and have then been let down.

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That’s you, literally IN THE ACTION. It takes a special kind of screenshot to reduce us to tears.