SEGA’S ALL-STAR BEDROOM PRIVACY DEVICE
“Please, mum, do not enter my bedroom and recreate an urban myth by putting a cup of tea down beside me while I am masturbating with my headphones on”.
Well done, SEGA. After the recent years spent in the wilderness producing Wii games for literally about 50 people, it would appear you’re finally ON TRACK again with your target demographic. Start selling these for a pound at a market and you might be able to return to that GLORY FINANCIAL QUARTER you once enjoyed in the early 1990s.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Jan.05, 2010
January 5th, 2010 on 11:53 am
That urban myth is actually almost true. What really happened is that mum came in and found me with my cock in a mug of tea.
January 5th, 2010 on 12:45 pm
Thankfully the invention of WiFi means it’s much easier to have a wank in the privacy of the bathroom now. The only downside is it can look like you have diarrhoea because you keep going back every 5 minutes.
January 5th, 2010 on 2:19 pm
I’m lost for words. Who came up with this idea? Who agreed to it? Why does it exist? I don’t understand.
January 5th, 2010 on 2:39 pm
Do they double-up as nipple-tassels?
January 5th, 2010 on 3:56 pm
I suspect someone looked for promotional items you can get 10,000 of for less than £50.
January 5th, 2010 on 7:24 pm
To promote the upcoming release of Sega All-Stars Racing video game, we present these wonderful branded bathmat, coat hanger and coin cleaning kit.
January 5th, 2010 on 9:04 pm
They put that on the door to the room where Mariokart’s made. It’s a warning to Sega.
KEEP OUT!
January 5th, 2010 on 9:14 pm
These would’ve come in handy for my mate, who got caught fucking the vacuum cleaner by his Mum. And Sunday’s roast, which was a frozen chicken from the supermarket.
January 6th, 2010 on 1:42 am
Finally, a little privacy for the masturbator inspired by blue-hedgehogs.
January 6th, 2010 on 2:39 am
I thought everyone had had their mum come in and teabag them while they’re masturbating. I had my headphones on but my eyes were wide open.
January 6th, 2010 on 11:55 am
“promotional items you can get 10,000 of for less than £50” … so where are the UK:R door knob signs? I’d buy one, and you wouldn’t even have to wait ’til xmas like the calendar idea.