WE WERE NOT INVITED TO THE ALIENS VS PREDATOR EVENT
There are some benefits to burning all your bridges.
Would trust the one on the right to shoot a face-hugger off in a moment of panic, but would prefer it if the one on the left stayed on the orbiter manning the expedition’s Twitter account.
filed in "NEWS", SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Jan.27, 2010
January 27th, 2010 on 1:40 pm
Is that a Damon Hill poster on the wall? And who’s the fat fuck in the middle? The “developer” they released from the coding dungeon to “do marketing”?
Alien War London ruled though (the T-shirts they had, that is.)
January 27th, 2010 on 2:34 pm
Hey Zorg, i think you might like this:
PSP Porn Ruins Christmas,
Kade Goodman, a ten-year-old from Omaha, Nebraska, received a PSP this Christmas from his father. Unfortunately, some prankster decided to show off his short-comings by taking a picture of his penis and setting it as the system’s background.
http://www.bravenewgamer.com/2010/01/kid-gets-psp-for-christmas-comes-with-free-penis/
http://kotaku.com/5439869/psp-porn-ruins-christmas
January 27th, 2010 on 2:36 pm
The man on the left reminds me of Dominik Diamond, and that one amazing summer… I mean, err, what a twat – he’s wearing the same bandana as Vasquez out of Aliens, but anyone who has seen that knows she packed an M56 Smart Gun, and NOT a phased Pulse Rifle in a 40 watt range. Dick.
January 27th, 2010 on 2:40 pm
Just done some Internet research, and it was Arnie in Terminator who walked into a gun store and requested a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, while the colonial marines used phased plasma pulse rifles. Damn you James Cameron!
January 27th, 2010 on 2:46 pm
GonutsMcDie…only what you see pal.
January 27th, 2010 on 2:57 pm
Sometimes, Sega do put their money in the right place. This game is looking utterly fantastic.
Hey, I just made a serious post! With no references to wanking whatsoever! Oh go on then: I’m going to stroke one off to the game’s trailer right now.
January 27th, 2010 on 7:06 pm
Actually the Pulse Rifles fire “10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing rounds”.
Vasquez starts off with an M56 Smart Gun but loses it after the first alien attack. She then carries a Pulse Rifle and a pistol in the second attack.
I know this because I’m the fat guy in the pictue.
January 27th, 2010 on 8:11 pm
You forgot the “over and under thirty millimetre pump action grenade launcher”.
Aliens is still the greatest movie ever, even if Avatar made more money.
January 27th, 2010 on 8:41 pm
RoboCop is the greatest movie ever.
January 27th, 2010 on 10:55 pm
Maybe it’s rude to ask, but why has the site been so slow lately?
January 28th, 2010 on 3:09 am
[…] This post was mentioned on Twitter by UK:RESISTANCE, Jamie Knight. Jamie Knight said: @SEGA sorry, here you are http://bit.ly/cPqTgr to busy laughing […]
January 28th, 2010 on 9:56 am
I complained to a very nice man at the hosting company about the slowness a few days ago. He said it was because of other people “hogging” the resources on the server and that it should be fixed soon, ie, they’ll be chucked off for hosting porn.
January 28th, 2010 on 2:40 pm
Right. I was getting worried that the Shiny money had run out and you were so near the bread line you downgraded to a different service.
January 29th, 2010 on 5:48 am
Robocop really is the greatest movie ever.
…and Arnie asks for the “da phase plaasma riifle in da 40 wartt rainge.”
January 29th, 2010 on 8:27 pm
I’d be worried that in a moment of panic I’d get aroused and shoot off over a facehugger..
February 18th, 2010 on 12:56 pm
“Where’s the Saaaaarge!
“Get the hell outta here!”
oh wait, there he is!
http://www.celebheights.com/starimages/al-matthews.jpg
You secure that shit UKR!
February 18th, 2010 on 1:24 pm
That guy on the left’s weapon (in the link above) is wholly inadequate. What the hell’s he supposed to use? Harsh language?
February 18th, 2010 on 3:41 pm
It’s been well documented that the average Zenomorph gets incredibly downhearted and depressive if sworn at. A quick blast of “You’re a big bag of shit!” will have them scurrying inside the nearest air vent to think very hard about their place in the world.
Mrs Xenomorph gets the brunt of this when Mr Xenomorph gets home from work, usually manifesting itself as self-loathing and a malaise boarding on a complete breakdown.
“I detest being called a bug, how would they like it if I called them puny humans? That’s right, they’d be very hurt…now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to work…apparently we’re off to a corridor today”
November 9th, 2010 on 7:54 pm
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