A VIDEO IN WHICH HITLER EXPRESSES HIS ANGER ABOUT CREAM THE RABBIT NOT BEING IN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4
Seeing as the only acceptable form of satire on the internet these days is the surprisingly high-brow option of making Hitler be angry about something, we thought we’d have a go at it.
So here is Hitler being angry that Cream The Rabbit is not a playable character in Sonic 4.
Turned out OK, even though we lost interest a bit near the end as Windows Movie Maker’s amazing anti-logic started to wear us down.
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February 5th, 2010 on 7:15 pm
I stood up and applauded. Well done Zorg, well done.
And I’m not even entirely sure who Cream is as I haven’t touched anything connected to Sonic since I illegally downloaded Sonic CD about 6 years ago and played it for 2 minutes.
February 5th, 2010 on 8:08 pm
Indeed. Well done Mr. Zorg.
Good old Mussolini, I think he is on to something…..
February 5th, 2010 on 9:40 pm
Well done, the tricky tearful secretaries were dealt with very adroitly. Only loses one star for the typo half way through. Would watch again. ****
February 5th, 2010 on 10:35 pm
Typo ruined it for me; 4/10
February 5th, 2010 on 10:55 pm
I didn’t notice the typo. My blind loyalty to UK:R was my undoing.
I feel cold and betrayed. And tired as it’s 10:55 and my bedtime’s 11.
February 5th, 2010 on 11:43 pm
Zorg should be awarded an Oscar for this! I think we will all agree that this is the most moving piece of cinema seen yet this century.
February 6th, 2010 on 1:09 am
I was applauding and also crying. Also not entirely sure who Cream is, but if Hitler sleeps with her, she must be important.
February 6th, 2010 on 1:18 am
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February 6th, 2010 on 1:36 am
Is there a scene available where he can blow his top on behalf of us UK:R readers that Shenmue III will never be released?
I don’t often find myself agreeing with Hitler, but I could make allowances for that.
February 6th, 2010 on 10:25 am
Like Hitler himself in those desperate final days, I refuse to believe reports of a typo. I stared at every one one of those lines of text for at least five minutes apiece. There cannot be a typo. There is no typo.
February 6th, 2010 on 11:59 am
[hastily puts together sequence in which Hitler is dismayed by Zorg’s typo]
February 6th, 2010 on 1:31 pm
Mein Fuhrer, I have some troubling news. I have identified 2 typos.
I’m starting to loose faith in this regime.
February 6th, 2010 on 1:57 pm
STATEMENT REGARDING TYPOS:
The use of “Sonics” was on purpose because he’s listing various Sonics.
The use of “to” instead of “the” in the second act was an error. I have shot my dog as punishment.
There’d better not be any more.
February 6th, 2010 on 2:15 pm
I didn’t include “Sonics” . :o
Should I just announce it or begin preparations for Operation Cover Up?
February 6th, 2010 on 3:04 pm
Yes, please announce them. Then I can launch a full cover-up so all the casual weekday readers will never know.
February 6th, 2010 on 3:27 pm
First one the dog has already paid so dearly for, the second is “Unlockabale” at 2:40.
Cyanide capsules all round? I’ll make sure your body is disposed of properly so the enemy can’t use it for propaganda purposes.
February 6th, 2010 on 4:28 pm
You have the nerve to pick fault with what could turn out to be Zorgs masterpiece ? His symphony ? His glorious defining work of an era destined to end when they find him.
Best thing on youtube period. I wee’d a little. (not wii’d – I am not that tragic). Then I wept. Now I just feel sad and dirty. So back to normal really.
February 6th, 2010 on 4:52 pm
I guess the “Spiel March Frei” banner makes sense, at last.
Very good effort, Zorg.
February 6th, 2010 on 5:03 pm
“Macht”… X(
February 6th, 2010 on 5:13 pm
The typos must be decoys to throw the enemy off the scent.
I predict the termination of the frankly crap PS3 Trophy system and its swift replacement by Unlockabales (bales of hay you unlock) before the year is over.
February 6th, 2010 on 8:43 pm
I’ve edited it. Fortunately I kept the raw project file, so it was quite straightforward.
Those casual weekday readers will never know.
Tomorrow, I’ll edit that bit where Goebbels poisons his children, making it look like he had to kill them because they expressed an interest in getting a Wii for Christmas.
February 6th, 2010 on 9:06 pm
Uh oh. I just spotted another mistake. Not really.
February 7th, 2010 on 12:06 am
Do missing umlauts count?
February 7th, 2010 on 1:37 am
Is Superstars Tennis not up to much then? Or is that just Hitler’s opinion? Only I’ve seen it going for a fiver and been umming and ahhinmg about it. It might get cheaper though, maybe I should wait a bit longer?
Oh yes, and good video, almost as good as Teen Wolf which just finished on tv (primetime viewing) and better than Avatar (which was on just before it) – I look forward to Jonathon Ross reviewing it on Film 2010
February 7th, 2010 on 1:48 am
Oh yeah, and while I think about it, anyone else pointed out the similarities between Avatar and Sonic? Blue protagonists? 2D characters? Technologically superior foes? Jungle Zone? Unobtanium was obviously Chaos Emeralds in disguise. Hell, there’s even floating bloody platforms in both of them…
February 7th, 2010 on 11:08 am
Crikey, you’re right!
February 7th, 2010 on 2:49 pm
So Avatar 2 will feature Wheelie-Boy doing the Sonic CD Peel-Out?
O_O
I have to see this!
February 7th, 2010 on 8:58 pm
All Zorg did was rip off somebody else’s idea from 8 months ago –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br4gSpwdaPc
February 7th, 2010 on 9:28 pm
Not really. Unless you mean we’ve both used the same source material, but that’s sort of the joke.
February 7th, 2010 on 10:42 pm
motherfuckingcunt, fuck off.
February 8th, 2010 on 2:23 am
Motherfuckingcunt : not even close… yours is really bad, poorly subtitled, and not funny.
February 8th, 2010 on 9:53 am
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February 8th, 2010 on 10:27 am
I’m pretty sure that this is the best update that has ever happened on UK:R, ever. Even better than those photos of the Lara Croft model taken through a hotel room door peep-hole.
February 8th, 2010 on 11:49 am
Good point, why isn’t that post (or this one) in the top 10 ‘Old Favourites’ link over there on right? Surely it could easily be made a top 15 now?
February 8th, 2010 on 10:54 pm
What the… I don’t check UK:R for a few days and then I return to find a deluge of hilarity. That’s even more exciting than your shopping turning out cheaper than anticipated at the till. I nominate this as fecking hilarious, and also call for its canonization on the right hand side of UK:R in the favourites bit.
Bravo, Zorg. Also, I have a semi for the Sonic 4 already, a very optimistic semi, and I hope it will hatch into a fully-developed full-on via the coming updates rather than droop into flaccid resolve as ususal.
February 9th, 2010 on 1:13 pm
That nice man shouldn’t get too upset. Wait until the game comes out, boy he sure will be mad then. Maybe the Final Solution will involve plush toys?