BEYONCE DOING SOME “FIERCE” PRETENDING, “GIRLFRIEND”
Found this on the “news wires” while looking for photos of men in suits. Some of you might like it. You can see her toes, and she’s been reduced to the level of compliant product.
She’s little more than a bit of meat thrown on a sofa to help shift units.
We have nothing to say about fashion.
Or Beyonce. Find her odd mixture of “I like Jesus” and “Look at my sexy bottom and buy my recordings” very difficult to compute. She’s unsettling, like a nine-year-old girl wearing mummy’s heels and makeup.
So we did have something to say about Beyonce after all. Preferred her in Destiny’s Child, though.
Nintendo News: Beyoncé and Nintendo Expand Partnership to Promote Fashion and Fun in 2010
REDMOND, Wash. — Fans of Nintendo’s fashion-themed Style Savvy game for the Nintendo DS and Nintendo DSi™ systems will have access to some hot new designs this year, thanks to an expanded partnership between Nintendo and renowned entertainment icon Beyoncé. Style Savvy players with broadband Internet access will soon be able to download five designs from the real-life Deréon clothing line co-created by Beyoncé and her mother, designer Tina Knowles. As managers of their own virtual boutiques, players can incorporate these chic Deréon fashions as they create one-of-a-kind looks for their in-game clientele.
“I love that I get to become a stylist and take over my own boutique, and it’s so much fun to see some of my Deréon designs added to the mix.”
“Style Savvy is all about creativity and fashion, both of which are really important to me,” says Beyoncé. “I love that I get to become a stylist and take over my own boutique, and it’s so much fun to see some of my Deréon designs added to the mix.”
The burgeoning partnership between Nintendo and Beyoncé began in 2009 with a memorable ad campaign for Rhythm Heaven™, a music-themed game for Nintendo DS and Nintendo DSi. Known for her innovative sense of style, the talented musician and actress is an apt spokeswoman for the imaginative, fashion-forward fun of Style Savvy. Fans will get a unique glimpse into this relationship with the launch of two new Style Savvy TV spots starring Beyoncé, both scheduled to begin airing on Nickelodeon the week prior to this year’s Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards and during the event itself.
After launching in November, Style Savvy enjoyed a warm reception among holiday consumers, giving fashion buffs and female gamers of all ages a remarkable new way to experience the portable fun of Nintendo DS and Nintendo DSi. Beyoncé’s upcoming promotional efforts and downloadable Deréon designs are set to sustain the game’s momentum well into 2010.
Style Savvy invites players of any age to express their individual sense of style by managing a virtual clothing boutique. Choosing from more than 10,000 items in a wide variety of styles, designer labels and price points, players can create distinctive looks to satisfy customers with various tastes and budget constraints. Using the simple controls of the hand-held Nintendo DS or Nintendo DSi systems, players can enjoy Style Savvy anytime, anywhere.
For more information about Style Savvy, please visit www.nintendo.com.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES, PROMOTIONAL IMAGES on Feb.12, 2010
February 12th, 2010 on 11:51 am
Wouldn’t. For several reasons, first one being her horrible fakeness. Honestly, might as well fantasize over Ikea flatpack furniture. Mmmmm, Leksvik.
Secondly, my boss has first dibs on her as for some reason he really fancies her (and Cheryl Cole). I’m not going to argue with him or try to persuade him otherwise, he’s welcome to the pair of them.
Thirdly, I’m far too worn out after all that talk of Violet Berlin yesterday
In other news, the makeup woman(?) in the background of the first picture has such a large, shadowy filtrum, I thought she(?) looked like Hitler at first glance.
February 12th, 2010 on 12:07 pm
Jesus is a fashion accessory.
February 12th, 2010 on 12:08 pm
I’ve had enough of all this Nintendo being a huge success bollocks now.
February 12th, 2010 on 12:35 pm
If Kanye West was here he’d call it “one of the best photo-shoots of all time”.
Much better than that other white girl’s. Black power!
February 12th, 2010 on 1:17 pm
I know it’s uncool to say but I’ve always preferred Kelly Rowland. (Something about her big horsey teeth have always appealed to me.)
Beyonce has always been a wouldn’t/wouldn’t in my book (that is to say, I wouldn’t want to see her nude, nor do that other thing that you can do with girls). She reminds me of boring safe Jessica Alba. Their embarrassing attempts at displaying sexuality come across as though they’re saying “Hi boys, you can look at my arse but don’t stick your pee-pee in it.”
February 12th, 2010 on 1:28 pm
@GigerPunk
> Mmmmm, Leksvik
Leksvik???
http://www.thebabystuffguide.com/baby_beds.aspx
BURN THE NONCE!!!
February 12th, 2010 on 1:52 pm
Had no idea who Kelly Rowland was until you just mentioned her, floppylobster. Google images reveals to me she’s a wouldn’t, for me at least.
How about Jamelia? (he asks, wondering if this is veering worryingly into rascist territory and we’re sounding like white plantation owners comparing slaves…)
Mind you, going by google images results, she’d also be a wouldn’t for me but I’ve seen her on shows with Charlie Brooker so she’s become desirable by association.
And no, Mentalist, Leksvik, not Leksvik.
If you can’t tell the difference, that makes you the Paedo…
February 12th, 2010 on 4:28 pm
Beyonce? Nintendo have lost it.
btw, after the hitler subtitling comments, I’d thought people would be ‘all over’ the typos in this post and also the PR blurb.
February 12th, 2010 on 4:28 pm
…”but I’ve seen her on shows with Charlie Brooker so she’s become desirable by association.”
Hang on hang on hang on a minute, whoa. I like Charlie Brooker as much as the next cynical miserablist sociopath, but wouldn’t. Sorry Mr. Brooker, but there it is. Mind you, he’d probably be happy enough to get some.
Regarding Beyonce – would because I’m not picky, but only if she could be persuaded not to talk about god ‘whilst’. I’m not sure that Jesus is a fashion accessory in the States; a lot of ’em do genuinely appear to be theists. Fucked up, one-dimensional theists, perhaps, but quite convinced of their own rightness for all that… Hmm, it seems I’ve just talked myself round to a wouldn’t. Don’t think my erection could keep it together in the face of all that god bothering, and shining, reflective teeth
February 12th, 2010 on 4:41 pm
There are horsey teeth and then there are blue whale grins. So you can pass on a ‘thanks but no thanks’ from me if you see Jamelia out and about. I should say I was judging Rowland purely in the sub-set that is/was Destiny’s Child. She’s no Allison Stokke.
Certainly I wouldn’t want to appear racist, but I do have to question why the first shot has all the white people in it, whereas the second has managed to frame a bunch of people who… er… cannot been seen in the first shot.
February 12th, 2010 on 4:50 pm
Kevin Rowland… definitely would.
February 12th, 2010 on 5:41 pm
The second picture. Everyone in it, especially Beyonce, has a affected haircut, making them all cunts. The lot of them. Wouldn’t touch her with a mate’s bargepole, out of principle.
February 13th, 2010 on 12:50 am
I have something so ay about Beyonce too…
February 13th, 2010 on 1:17 am
Also submitted for your pleasure, Leona Lewis grinning the most forced grin anyone has ever grinned while pretending to play Final Fantasy XIII:
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/leona-lewis-final-fantasy/61853
February 13th, 2010 on 3:33 am
Ugh! Fuck, they’re all at it! Using celebrities that don’t give a shit to shill their horrible consoles. I’m disgusted. So maybe they did it in the old days too, I can’t remember now. But that was before I grew old and bitter.
Fuck this! I’m barricading myself into my room and I’m never coming out again. If anyone comes near me with a modern video game console, I’ll shove a Master System Phaser up their nostrils. To hell with them all.
February 13th, 2010 on 2:51 pm
It’s awful, just horrible. I’ll have to dust down my brain and try and remember any other shameless celebrity cnuts that have teamed up with a games company. You can’t really call FF13 a game though and whatever that clothes thing that Beyonce is releasing.
Wouldn’t and Wouldn’t…Too fake and both have large hands.
Got to go, Windows Updates wants to restart my internet computer.
Awaaaay The Captain!