BY PUBLIC DEMAND: THAT LEONA LEWIS FINAL FANTASY XIII VIDEO
This video seems to have “blown up” today, as we’ve had less than three and more than one email(s) about it so far. Look at the poor dear, wobbling the controller sticks and wildly stabbing at the buttons, as if Final Fantasy is the sort of game you physically PLAY.
Final Fantasy is the sort of game you look at, occasionally, to see if it’s finished yet. A bit like this video of poor Leona.
Save your energy for a go on Just Dance when you get home, love.
filed in ACTUAL GAMES, RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Feb.18, 2010
February 18th, 2010 on 12:17 pm
I love how she seems to be ‘playing’ the demo.
When I see a woman gamer, I don’t admire her – I just see a pile of neglected ironing…
February 18th, 2010 on 12:59 pm
Can we have the video of Emily Booth getting her vagina waxed?
February 18th, 2010 on 1:37 pm
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February 18th, 2010 on 2:14 pm
So which dirge is more awful, Leona Lewis’ Final Fantasy song or her Avatar song?
February 18th, 2010 on 2:35 pm
Forget Lewis, or Booth, why have there been no updates about Aleks Krotoski’s DEFINITIVE history of the Internet on BBC2? She’s a Doctor now. Not a medical doctor, so don’t get ill near her.
February 18th, 2010 on 2:59 pm
What the fuck is a Dr of “Social Psychology of Relationships in Online Communities” when it’s at fucking home? Something about grotesquely obese people wanking over each other in Warcraft?
February 18th, 2010 on 3:34 pm
I watched a bit of Aleks talking about the internet, but she neglected to mention the arrival of UKR in 1996 so I switched off.
It was a bit like Charlie Brooker’s games thing, in that it was only telling you things you already knew in a fancy way.
February 18th, 2010 on 3:50 pm
I set that to record when I saw it on the schedule the other night and wondered if it was her. Didn’t know if she’d recently got a doctorate in something proper or bought some silly title.
Sounds like it’s something approximately between the two…
February 18th, 2010 on 4:06 pm
I just like looking at her weird red hair and the enumerable shots of her pensively typing on her laptop in exotic locations.
Some problems I had with it were: Stephen Fry being in it on strength of being famous and owning a computer. While he may sound authoritative when he speaks, he doesn’t add much to any discussion. Plus his devotion to Apple compromises anything and everything he says. He doesn’t offer opinions, he tells you how things are in a reasonable manner. Even when he says “I think”, it has the connotation of “I think this because it’s a fact”.
All the interviews with some impressive people being cut literally into single sentences. They got Bill Gates and he is not shown for more than 2 seconds at a time, and only about 3 times in an episode.
Too much harping on about the hippy roots and the evil capitalists. All humans are evil, there is no need to make that distinction.
Overuse of colour tints done in After Effects. The world is never that blue or orange. It doesn’t set the mood, it makes you think “why is everything blue?”
And the underlying mystery surrounding it all, where is Dr Krotopus from? She says ‘mum’ and ‘shops’ in an American accent and frankly, it’s not right.
February 18th, 2010 on 4:26 pm
Aleks gets my vote for “Female Internet/Games Journalist Most Awkward Stance” award.
sorry…it’s also got Iain Lee in it but you don’t have to watch him if you don’t want to
February 18th, 2010 on 4:26 pm
2.52 minutes in…
February 18th, 2010 on 5:34 pm
I’m willing to bet she’s Canadian. I hope so because Canada is like how America would be if it hadn’t gone horribly wrong, so it’ll make me like her more. Sorry Americans, but that’s just how it is.
February 18th, 2010 on 5:54 pm
Well, she certainly seems to have scrubebd up lately going by this anyway. In fact, I’d say she’s swapped positions in the ‘Would’ stakes with Bouff.
Whatever happened to Emily Newton Dunn though? She was always the best…
And if anyone now posts pictures showing she’s put on so much weight she needs Ryo’s forklift in order to get around I will not be happy…
February 18th, 2010 on 5:55 pm
I don’t know who this woman is, but her face seems made of of pieces from other peoples’ faces, all molten together under a bad wig.
I wonder on whose corpse they stole this nose.
February 18th, 2010 on 6:02 pm
I’m assuming you’re talking about this Leona Lewis woman, Voltron? I’m none the wiser as to who she is and why seeing her pretending (badly) to play a game would make anyone else want to play said game (badly or otherwise).
Can anyone explain who she is and why I should care?
In other news, I have now found pictures of Emily Newton Dunn and feel happy.
February 18th, 2010 on 6:15 pm
GigerPink…davethediver1 hits the nail on the head with his superb comment to that clip.
February 18th, 2010 on 11:22 pm
Dr. Aleks is looking good these days, but that might just be because I’m no longer a teenage boy, but an adult in a nappy. Actually, it was because she always moved her head around in such a dopey way on that gaming show (Bits?)
February 19th, 2010 on 9:52 am
So, now she has a Phd, she’s very close to becoming a Dalek. Just need to become dyslexic or find some other way of dropping the ‘r.’ from Dr. Aleks
Regarding davethediver1 and his comments, I’m completely unable to find any, what did he say?
February 19th, 2010 on 9:56 am
GigerPunk…it was in the comments of the Youtube clip you posted.
February 19th, 2010 on 10:18 am
Ah, indeed it was, I was looking at the Leona Lewis clip instead.
(8(I) D’oh!
February 19th, 2010 on 10:41 am
At the risk of sounding like some kind of nutter, I remember reading an interview with Leona Lewis years ago where she went on about how much she loved playing Resident Evil – it stuck in my mind because it conjured up such a strange mental image. With that in mind though I can imagine she’d at least heard of Final Fantasy, even if she’s not actually playing it there.
February 21st, 2010 on 7:53 pm
This is what Nintendo’s done to games advertising. Now you can’t sell a game unless it’s endorsed by some cunt who transparently couldn’t give a bollocks about it or anything to do with computer games.
Fucking bastards.