“ZONE SEGA” IN SECRET “NOT BY SEGA” PAST
That odd “SEGA Zone” or indeed “Zone SEGA” thing that’s been doing the rounds on the internet is literally nothing to do with SEGA – you’ve been able to buy a generic version of it in Nintendo Wii white for a long time. And eBay is flooded with the things.
You’ve even been able to buy it for £15.99 for a long time, albeit without the SEGA games. But ask yourself this question – do you really need to play Columns again? And did you ever need to play Kid Chameleon in the first place?
“It looks bloody awful but I guess this is that base unit that SEGA is attaching its name to and sticking an extra chip inside of with a few MD classics. Pathetic, really” – Tomston.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Feb.02, 2010
February 2nd, 2010 on 8:03 pm
This disappointment is almost as big as those times when you click on a porn thumbnail and instead of it opening to a large version of the picture it just takes you to another page full of thumbnails.
Eventually you might get a thumbnail that works, but it’s not the bent over close-up shot that you originally wanted to see.
February 2nd, 2010 on 9:04 pm
If you keep trying the thumbnail, it should eventually load the page you wanted. Best to give up after 100 attempts as it may indeed be a fake link and you’ll have no doubt gone flaccid.
I liked Kid Chameleon. I didn’t realise it wasn’t allowed. I used to think it was pronounced ‘ch’ame-leon’. And now look at me, master of linguistics.
February 2nd, 2010 on 11:52 pm
Tut, tut…
Zorg I sent you information on this crap 2 months ago. *sigh*
I hear they’ve got quite a high failure rate (overheating oddly enough, as well as non-functioning handsets). But if you’re stupid enough to buy tat like this, then you deserve everything you get.
BTW – Terrier Games is back – http://bedroomcoder.wordpress.com/ :D
February 3rd, 2010 on 12:05 am
I don’t know what to think. I desperately want a new Sega console to fill that terrible Sega console shaped void in my soul, but this is obviously going to be shit.
Why must you do this to us, Sega? Why?
February 3rd, 2010 on 12:20 pm
Looks like another shit plastic thingymabob that’ll have godawful sound, shit graphics and horribly made uncomfortable cheap controllers…oh no wait that’s the PS3…
Bring on the Sega Zone!