“Gee Sonic, you really oughta cut down on those chilli dogs!”

Paprika

“Whilst idly fiddling around the internet earlier I found this. Apparently they also do “Papryka konserwowa”. Not sure if “konserwowa” is part of the name or a description (it looks like a description but I don’t speak made-up languages). I also noticed that Galileo has stolen the Adidas logo. And its name. I’m still trying to think up a joke for the jar of pickles so you’re definitely not getting one for the Papryka” – Oli.