DRUNKEN STUDENTS IN SONIC-THEMED ORGY
WARNING: Scenes of student hijinks.
WARNING: Scenes of men in tights.
WARNING: Scenes of young people having fun that may trigger middle-aged angst and feelings of worthlessness.
WARNING: Scenes of men being comfortable in the presence of women that may trigger middle-aged angst and feelings of worthlessness.
“I play for the University of Manchester ‘Korfball team’ – (it’s a Dutch mixed-sex sport that is kind of like volleyball). We take our sport Very seriously and as a result have various drinking socials throughout the weeks. We decided for our most recent to dress up as something everyone loves… Sonic!”
“Using the best costume accessories for under £10 from Primark we came up with some pretty awesome and horrific efforts.”
“I am enclosing some of the least criminal or offensive photos from the night that I have grabbed of Facebook!” – Nick.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET on Mar.29, 2010
March 29th, 2010 on 1:11 pm
I kind of wish I’d paid heed to the latter two warning messages now.
March 29th, 2010 on 1:15 pm
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March 29th, 2010 on 1:36 pm
Hey, let’s send these photos to the child slaves in Bangladesh so they know that the clothes they made for Primark were tarnished by scissors in the name of a student Sonic party. If that doesn’t make the daily bowl of rice taste sweeter, I don’t know what will.
March 29th, 2010 on 2:31 pm
I want to see more of picture 2, I think those two girls are about to lez it up.
Normally I would be experiencing feelings of depression, loneliness, worthlessness and blue balls, but I’m quite happy today because more Sony LIES have been detected. They’re taking away Linux support after promising that:
“SCE is committed to continue the support for previously sold models that have the “Install Other OS” feature and that this feature will not be disabled in future firmware releases”.
March 29th, 2010 on 3:04 pm
“Scenes of men being comfortable in the presence of women that may trigger middle-aged angst and feelings of worthlessness.”
Horrifyingly, I think I might now come under that description. Previously, I was all of that minus the “middle-aged” part. But since I’ve turned 25 I have officially lived 1/3 of an average life-span, which means that I am now in middle age.
Fucking young people and their parties and their ironic appreciation of Sonic. I bet they all had PlayStations growing up. Scum.
March 29th, 2010 on 8:22 pm
Did *not* deliver the scenes of 19 year-old Cream and Amy Rose frigging each other insensate that I was hoping for.
March 29th, 2010 on 9:37 pm
All those warnings got me a bit scared. Then I started scrolling down, feeling of angst and worthlessness were begining to surface.
Then I read that they played korfball. Jeepers! Even im cooler than them, and I just used the word jeepers.
March 30th, 2010 on 10:47 am
Just how naff is this ‘korfball’ anyway, in comparison, say, to Kubb?
I only ask as that’s the only ‘sport’ I play. I think it’s far better but then I’m possibly biased.
Regarding the “middle-aged angst and feelings of worthlessness” I think I’m ok on that front. Middle aged, yes, as probably not going to reach 70, but not so much angst and worthlessness, as I remember a time I was pretty much like them, which I take to mean there’ll be a time when they’re like me now, only they don’t realise it yet…
March 30th, 2010 on 11:26 am
Korfball is one of those games where you don’t have a first, second and third team. Instead you have a red, green and blue team, so no one feels left out. It is utterly gay. But then, it’s Dutch.
March 31st, 2010 on 12:52 am
There are too many woulds to get specific but –
I wouldn’t mind her ‘korfing’ my balls.
I’d like to ‘Man-‘er-chest’.
I’d like to ‘mix it up’ with her sex sport.
I’d put my face in her ‘book’.
I’d ‘wank’ to a picture of her using the anonymity of the ‘internet’.
Et cetera.
October 24th, 2010 on 10:43 pm
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