EFFEMINATE GREEN SONIC ADVERTISING TRUCK COMPANY IN CHINA
Sorry, everyone, this week would appear to have become Alternate-Colour Sonic Clones Off The Internet Week.
“Green Sonic is a commercial whore. Here he is acting as the corporate mascot for a truck manufacturer in Southern China. The sell out that he is” – Chris.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Mar.10, 2010
March 10th, 2010 on 5:21 pm
Maybe this is all a ruse, and Sega are secretly buying up all the other companies in the world, starting with manufacturers of pickled conserves, truck manufacturers and Devonshire carpet-fitting companies, in an attempt to become a monstrous monopolising corporation (e.g. Microsoft).
In ten years time we could be living in the NEW SEGA REPUBLIC.
March 10th, 2010 on 9:20 pm
I want to join THE RARE POLICE mentioned on the right. I’m tired of seeing things like Need for Speed Underground 2 or FIFA Street listed as “rare”. They’re not rare, they’re shit!
March 10th, 2010 on 11:20 pm
It’s clearly a rehashing of Sonic with Nights. As much as I’d like to see that crossover, I’m instead frequently left with pudgy Italians yelling at me in broken english.
March 11th, 2010 on 10:19 am
Everybody knows that putting Sonic on the side of your car makes it go faster. A hundred times faster than racing stripes.