GAME REVIEW: PRESS X TO JASON
Here’s one of those updates where it’s, what… 12.04pm? And we haven’t got anything else to do today so it’s EMAIL INBOX LUCKY DIP time.
The winner of EMAIL INBOX LUCKY DIP for today is game maker “Thor” who has made this odd little online game based around PlayStation3 “groundbreaking” “interactive movie” Heavy Rain. Or so he says. We cannot verify that fact for obvious reasons.
It’s called Press X to Jason.
Would anyone like to collaborate on making a game called “Imagine: Blogger”? We have already scripted out most of the cut-scenes.
In the game, you press ‘X’ to ask people if they are Jason. This quickly becomes monotonous and the replayability score is therefore 4/10. The graphics are mostly 2D and therefore it only gets 2/10 for visualability. Soundplay is 3/10.
As ever, the online scoreboard is riddled with cheats.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES on Mar.15, 2010
March 15th, 2010 on 12:53 pm
Big in Poland? The pixationality of the screenshots is putting me off testing out the playability of the game for myself. Graphonically though, it does look interesting. I’m certainly intrigued by the character in the green shirt who is being eaten alive by their pants.
March 15th, 2010 on 1:19 pm
Second place. :( My wanking arm is slower than someone else’s. :((
March 15th, 2010 on 3:32 pm
It’s not about speed, it’s about technique. Unless you have a work deadline and can’t really afford to give it the full 45 treatment, especially as you only decided to commit to going ahead with the task with 1 minute left of your lunch break.
March 15th, 2010 on 4:14 pm
Done it, here’s my score – http://bedroomcoder.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/pressxscore.jpg
Oh, and expect Imagine: Blogger in your email inbox tomorrow Zorg…
March 15th, 2010 on 4:22 pm
Social comments and analytics for this post…
This post was mentioned on Twitter by UKRESISTANCE: GAME REVIEW: PRESS X TO JASON http://bit.ly/a26XNm…
March 20th, 2010 on 3:55 pm
I actually made Imagine: Blogger.
It’s a short adventure game, and you need to repeat some actions a few times to proceed onwards in the game, but it does have some little in-jokes and stuff…
Link – http://bedroomcoder.wordpress.com/2010/03/15/imagine-blogger-adventure-management/
I’m guessing Zorg didn’t mention it because it’s a bit shit.