GAMECRUSH IN ‘BLIND DATE’ TRIBUTE
By “low signal” we think she might mean a limp penis, and by “weak batteries” we think she might also mean a limp penis.
Taken from the profile of “SexyNative” over on bizarre “gaming dating” site GameCrush. We assume she’s attempting to associate penile penetration with video gaming there, ie, she might be available for paid sex once you’ve beaten her 20-0 in Halo 3 and got your confidence up.
filed in "NEWS", OFF THE INTERNET on Mar.25, 2010
March 25th, 2010 on 10:53 am
Busy morning going through that site then, huh?
(Time well spent when you check out ‘her’ profile pics, obviously.)
I take it Gamecrush aren’t actually vetting their ‘playdates’ to guarantee they’re female then?
March 25th, 2010 on 12:49 pm
Where to begin. “Soulcrush” would’ve been a more appropriate site name.
March 25th, 2010 on 4:28 pm
I’ve done her.
March 25th, 2010 on 5:16 pm
She looks like Ray Winstone in a dress.
March 25th, 2010 on 5:59 pm
This bird here appears to be Dickinson’s Real Deal http://golive.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1037
Though I don’t see why I’d pay to beat her at war game videos when I could have her humiliate herself with a banana and a broken VHS cassette.
March 25th, 2010 on 6:48 pm
Wud luv 2 be famiss but do this 4 now.
Also do cam shows wiv my chuff out.
March 26th, 2010 on 7:46 pm
If it gets to the point whereby you’re looking actively for romantic gaming partners, it’s surely a sign you’re intending to stay indoors for ever more?
Might as well be selfish and masturbate furiously between playing what YOU want.